Adventures_girl_99 dares: I dare Magnus to drink right from the goat....what was her name again?
Sam: *snorts* This is going to be interesting...her name is Heidrun, by the way.
Magnus: What's happening?
Sam: You know that mead goat?
Magnus: Yes, I know 'that mead goat'—the goat that produces mead for the einherjar, yes that goat.
Samirah: There's no need for sarcasm.
Magnus: There's always a need for sarcasm when I'm here. *peeks over Sam's shoulder to look at laptop* Oh no.
Samirah: I actually feel bad for you Magnus, to be honest.Magnus: Think about how I feel. I am Magnus.
Samirah: ...
Magnus: ...
Samirah: ...
Magnus: So; where's that goat?
Samirah: Are you serious?
Magnus: As serious as I can be when dealing with drinking from goats.
Samirah: Well, if you insist. Let's take a trip to Yggdrasil.
Magnus: Woah, woah, woah, that tree? No way am I risking my life, uh, death-life, getting back up there with that stupid squirrel.
Samirah: Magnus; it's all your choice. As much as I would love seeing you drink from a goat, I'd like to honor Odin's choice of warriors and guess that you're going to help save the world somehow.
Magnus: You make saving the world sound like opening a door for an old lady. Uh...I'd rather not die.
Magnus: ...
Magnus: References to life are hard when you're dead.
Samirah: So, there you have it. We're really sorry that we couldn't actually do this dare, it's kind of life threatening.Samirah: Believe me, if Magnus could do this without being harassed by a giant squirrel, I would be first in line to see it.

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