Snow Boots (#3)

h e a r t h

"Don't get your tinsel in a tangle." - Unknown

DEDICATION: X__Darkness__X for being such a cutie <3

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"Roses are red, violets are blue. My co-worker hates waffles, how about you?"

"He did not fucking say that."

"Finally someone gets it! He thinks pancakes are way better, pshh."

"What the hell? Pancakes are plain and flat pieces of fried batter. Waffles are delicious, oh-so-yummy golden and crispy entities tattooed with grid patterns!"

"Yes yes, oh my God! Do you understand why I hate him now?"

"What about waffle cones, does he hate waffle cones?"

"Um, I didn't ask. Even I don't like those though, I prefer ice cream in a bowl."

"Holy shiitake mushrooms, our friendship is officially over."

"What? Why do you like waffle cones so much?"

"They're yummy and it's the name of my parents' shop!"

"Ohh... let me just retreat into my turtle shell of awkwardness then."

"How's your-"

"I remember-"

"Um."

"Oh."

"You go first."

"No, you!"

"No, I've learned from the Internet's flirting tips that it's rude to speak before a lady does!"

"Eeny, meeny, miny, moe-"

"No. God. Please. No."

"Okay fine, I was saying that I saw a story on this social media website that's called Waffle Cones. It was posted a year ago or something. Should I read it?"

"Nah, it's probably one of those sappy romance stories where two characters hate each other and then they bond over ice cream or something lame like that."

"Yeah, better not. The writer seems like one of those immature little brats anyway. The story probably has typos in every sentence."

"Exactly, dear Mozzarella!"

"I mean, what kind of idiot has a bear-slash-meerkat thing as their profile picture? It's not like her username has anything to do with the picture anyway."

"...Man, we're such assholes."

"On the bright side, we can't be any worse than Oliver Twist."