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"I forgot about something."
"Make it quick."
"Our deal's off. You screwed up. There's no way I'm getting Employee of the Month."
"Naturally."
"Meaning you need to leave the lodge."
"May I ask why?"
"You need to go before you screw even more things up for me."
"I don't see how that's possible at this rate."
"You think this is a joke?"
"If that's how you're interpreting my dry humour, then yes, it's a joke."
"You know what? You're a joke. You'll never learn to ski properly. You'll never get a girlfriend. Who would go for you? A talentless freak. That's what you are. A nobody. A thief. So get the hell out of here and stop embarrassing yourself."
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"Aren't you supposed to be searching for your key?"
"Yes. Now, don't call back, talentless trash. You'll waste even more of my time."
"It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot."
"Either way, you're nothing to me."
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Snow Boots (#3)
Short Story"You've reached Westerden Ski Lodge, how may I be of assistance?" "Hey, can I rent some snow boots and skis? Maybe even a girlfriend, if you've got any in stock." "Awesome, do you want to order a life along with that? The gift wrapping's free of...
