"What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe." - Unknown
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"Uhmph... hello?"
"Andy! Aren't we meant to be devising a plan to win your hun over?"
"Penelope, you know that no one ever calls me Andy, right?"
"Let's count the number of fucks I give- oh wait, they all flew away."
"What is it with you girls and calling me in the middle of the night?"
"Just because you nap, like, five times a day, doesn't mean that everyone else does."
"Sleep is bae."
"Really? I thought yours would come in the form of a sassy receptionist named Quinn."
"I'm going back to sleep."
"The Nile ain't just a river in Egypt!"
"Your face is Egypt!"
"My taste in music is your face!"
"Oh hey, you just successfully quoted my favourite Twenty One Pilots song! High five?"
"You wish."
"My father will hear about this!"
"Okay, back to the plan."
"I say we wing it like Kentucky Fried Chicken."
"Uh, let's go with plan B."
"Grab her face and smush my lips against hers?"
"Maybe plan Z."
"Grab your face and smush my lips against yours?"
"Something like that, yeah."
"Wait, you're serious?"
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Snow Boots (#3)
Short Story"You've reached Westerden Ski Lodge, how may I be of assistance?" "Hey, can I rent some snow boots and skis? Maybe even a girlfriend, if you've got any in stock." "Awesome, do you want to order a life along with that? The gift wrapping's free of...
