"You know what I got for Christmas? Fat. I got fat." – Unknown
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"Would Mozzarella object to Chipmunk going out to find her?"
"Mozzarella would be very mad at Chipmunk if he executes this idiotic idea. She is also wondering why Chipmunk is referring to them in third person."
"Look, I can't stand it in this cabin anymore."
"I'm not your guidance counsellor, mate. I really don't care about your feelings. I only care about yours and your sister's safety."
"Mozzarella, I need to see you."
"Why on earth do you need to see me?"
"To apologise in person. To redeem myself."
"So do I, but I'm not going to risk fighting through a snowstorm! Chipmunk, be reasonable. It's dark out. There's snow everywhere. You'll never make it."
"I have to try."
"Are you crazy?"
"If crazy means going out to search for the girl I'm madly in love with, then yeah, I am!"
"...Wait, you're in love with me?"
"Since the day your sarcastic voice graced my rodent ears."
"Gosh, I don't know what to say."
"I'm going to find you. Don't bother trying to talk me out of it. I have so many things I want to say to you in person, and I need to say them as soon as humanely possible."
"C'mon, Chipmunk, think about this! Be reasonable!"
"Mozzarella, love is never reasonable."
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Snow Boots (#3)
Short Story"You've reached Westerden Ski Lodge, how may I be of assistance?" "Hey, can I rent some snow boots and skis? Maybe even a girlfriend, if you've got any in stock." "Awesome, do you want to order a life along with that? The gift wrapping's free of...
