Yugioh boyfriend scenarios

Texting

Turns out I have to spend hours in a car so I have chapters prepared ^_^

Seto Kiaba

You: YUGI I AM IN NEED OF YOUR OPTIMISM.
You: HES DOING IT AGAIN
You: LITERALLY GIRL LETTING HERSELF ALL OVER HIM
You: LIKE 'so anyway about the deal...' AS SHES BASICALLY GIVING HIM A LAP DANCE LIKE WHAT THE HELL
You: IM HIS FREAKN DATE TO THIS PARTY GIRL KNOW YOUR PLACE
Seto: Y/N I'm sorry
You: YUGI THIS ISNT THE TIME TO APOLOGIZE ITS TIME TO KICK SOME ASS WITH ME
Seto: She's the CEO's daughter I need to be nice to her.
Seto: Besides she's not as good as you
You: Wait
*sudden realization* You: GOTTA GO
Seto: Love you

Yami

Yami: Y/N WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK
You: Are you stuck in caps lock again. Wait I'm coming home
Yami: I GOT THIS FLAB
You:...?
Yami: PHONOGRAPH
Yami: PHONE
You:...
Yami: GET PREGNANTS FOR ME FROM THR STORE
You: WHAT THE HELL YAMI
Yami: PRINGLES
Yami: THOSE MARVELOUS TREATS
Yami: PLEASE DONT GET PREGNANT
You: none of your requests are happening good bye
Yami: I GIVE UP
You: Screenshotting this
Yami: WHAT IS THAT
You: I'll explain later and giving up on what
Yami: THIS TEXTING
Yami: CALL ME FROM NOWN ON

Yugi

You: is the duel done yet? :/
You: I'm hungry
Yugi: Nearly Yami is giving another speech
You: Friendship!
Yugi: Something about having hoes
Yugi: HOPE
Yugi: I MEAN HOPE
Yugi: Y/N I SEE YOU LAUGHING CALM DOWN
Yugi: PEOPLE ARE LOOKING
You: TO GET THROUGH THE CHALLENGES OF LIFE WE NEED HOE
You: LOTS OF EM
Yugi: Y/N NO

Joey

You: Joey look at this :D
Joey: What
You: *link to jumpscare*
Joey: Hey Y/N this is Duke Joey is on the ground and is shaking
Joey: Please don't do that again because it's kinda creepy to see
You:( T_T)＼(^-^ )

Duke

You: HURRY UP THE MOVIES ABOUT TO START
Duke: Wait I'm talking to the cashier lady
Duke: Free popcorn ;)
You: Can you tell her you have a girlfriend
You: Show me the reactions :D
Duke: Will do

Bakura

You: Bakura where are you
You: You didn't put away your dishes
You: You left the tv on again
You: Somehow your bedsheets were in the kitchen
You: You have a pizza box WITH PERFECTLY GOOD PIZZA MIGHT I ADD Under the couch
You: It could've went into my belly
You: but it had to go uneaten
*you have been blocked*

Marik

Marik: Y/N where's the tv remote
Marik: Fluffy came over
Marik: We need new plates
Mark: I need food
Marik: I'm gonna die
Marik: It'll be your fault
Marik: 👁👄👁
Marik: Look at this genius face
Marik: why would you tell me not to click on the faces
Marik: They're beautiful
Marik: You lied to me
You: Marik shut up I'm in class
Marik: 👁👄👁
Marik: 👀👄👀
You: Im going to block you if you don't stop
You: I'm going to get in trouble:
Marik: YOU CANT STOP THE GREAT MARIK ISHTAR
*Marik has been blocked*
~~~~~after he has been unblocked~~~~~~~
Marik: it keeps ON CHANGING MY LAST NAME
Marik: I MARIK ICE TA
You: Good luck with that ♪( '▽｀)
Marik: MARIK ISNT TO
Marik: WHAT THE FRIG

Yami Marik

Yami Marik: ANOSJEOJDODJHISBAIBSIS
You: ? Use your words
Yami Marik: I KEEPEPR HITTUNG WREONG LERRERS
Yami Marik: GOS DAMMIT
You:...maybe teaching you this wasn't a good idea

Jaden

Jaden: Y/N I miss uuuuuuuuuu (~'o')~
Jaden: Where are uuuuuuuuu (^O^)／
You: Jaden I'm with my friend will be back soon
Jaden: Whooooo? I wanna come
You: No Jaden besides its (old crushes name)
Jaden: Him?
Jaden: he's lame :p
Jaden: come back to me (=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ
You: No Jaden
Jaden: He has a girlfriend don't be the third wheel
You: He's single ;)
Jaden: What
Jaden: WHA IF HE LIKES YOU?!
Jaden: FIGHT ME BOI ∑(ﾟДﾟ)
You: Jaden you made him choke on rice XD
Jaden: What
Jaden: HIS FAULT FOR PEEKING
Jaden: IT WAS ME
Jaden: MY POWERS
Jaden: KARMA
You: XD Don't worry Jaden I'll be back soon
Jaden: (≧∇≦）
Jaden: Bring me some food
You: Sure

Jesse

You: Why didn't you tell me that movie was sad ;-;
You: Your the one who recommended it you should've alerted me what was to come
Jesse: I did
Jesse: I told you about how it made Jaden cry like a baby
You: You should've told me to watch it with someone
Jesse: I offered to
You: ;-;
Jesse: are you crying?
You: Pfft..no
Jesse: I'm coming over
You: NO
Jesse: Yes I'm on my way
You: IM LOCKING MY WINDOWS AND DOOR
Jesse: That won't stop me 😊
You: I look ugly
Jesse: You always look beautiful in my eyes
You: what if Im not wearing anything
Jesse: ;)
You: O//////O HELL NO
Jesse: I just ran into a door
Jesse: I'm on my way
You: JESSE NO

Chazz
You: Chazz its raining
Chazz: Good to know your not blind
You: I don't have an umbrella
You: Help me
Chazz: I'm fine on my bed.
Chazz: It's a pretty wet and gross outside
You: Please
Chazz: I'm tired.
You: Fine
You: I'll get home by myself
....
You: There's creepy people outside
You: It's still raining
Chazz: Jeez I thought you got back yourself
You: I was too scared.
You: There really creepy
You: Help
Chazz: Wait
You: Fine then
You: go to hell
Chazz: Y/N
Chazz: Y/N I'm sorry
Chazz: Don't ignore me
You: Have you made it to hell yet
Chazz: Yeah it felt nice to be home
Chazz: Stay in a public area with people and don't move
Chazz: I'll be there soon

Zane
You: Going out to movie with (friend)
You: Probably going to get dinner too so don't wait for me
...
You: Replyyyyy
Zane: Okay.
You: o(^▽^)o so accomplished
You:...
You: You should reply more
Zane: Is there a reason?
You: Just because 😘
Zane: Okay
You:...
You: I love you
Zane: Love you too

Yusei
Yusei: Today Crow has learned
Yusei: Don't text and duel
Yusei: He ended up texting me his next move instead of saying it
You: Is his motorcycle okay?
Yusei: It'll be alright once it's fixed its not that bad
You: Are you fixing it?
Yusei: I'm helping out
You: Does that mean your wearing that tank top?
Yusei: Yup
You: I think I'll stop by
Yusei: Will you be wearing that outfit I like?
You: Maybe ;)
Crow: PLEASE DONT DO THIS IN THE GROUP CHAT
Crow: ITLL BE IN MY MIND FOREVER
Jack: I don't want to see this
Crow: DO THIS ON YOUR OWN CHAT
Crow: KEEP IT PG ACTUALLY G
You: No promises ;)
Crow: -_-

Kite:
You: Come home not too late
You: Be careful
Kite: When am I not
You: True
You: There's dinner in the fridge I know you probably haven't ate.
Kite: Thanks Y/N
You: :^)