Yugioh boyfriend scenarios

Exes AU! Confront Each Other Pt.3

Marik

How did you meet?

You: Well-

Marik: SHE WAS A MEMBER OF THE EVIL COUNCIL!

You:

You: Actually I was there for the free food but-

Marik: She was a moocher.

You: I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT

Why did you break up?

Marik: I dumped her-

You: I broke up with him.

Marik: LIES

You: Things have been erratic and we decided that it was better to stop since we had different schedules and goals.

What did you love about each other?

Marik: She's sexy

You:

You: I swear to god that better not be the only thing-

Marik: You brought food when we had late meetings and controlled Fluffy-

You: Bakura?

Marik: FLUFFY.

Bakura: What the blooDY HELL-

Marik: FLUFFY! Wait fluffy what the frig put that down-

You. BAKURA NO!

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You: I loved how you always made me laugh.

Marik: I am the funniest person I know-

Camera man #8: Didn't she laugh when you walked into the door-

Marik: I DID THAT ON PURPOSE-

What did you hate about each other?

You: He gets very over-dramatic

Marik: I DO NOT!

You:

Marik: Why are you staring at the camera?

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You: It's usually very comedic but it gets terrible during fights.

Marik: She's mean to me.

You: I am lovely-

Marik: She is

You: Wait what-

Do you think you could try again?

Marik: She's a good mortal

You: Maybe in the future when everything settles down.

Marik: I have to focus on my plans.

You: He moves around a lot and does things erratically. Right now I need stability and to focus on other things in my life.

Marik: You mean the right way-

You: We'll see what happens I guess.

Yami Marik

How did you meet?

Yami Marik: I thought she would make a good minion

You: He means he tried to control me with the millennium rod but I beat him with my purse.

Yami Marik: That is not how it friggin happened-