An: Because it was my birthday on July 9th and it's Comic Con on the 30th (I'm gonna dress up as Ferid 😚) I thought I'd give you this special chapter, of 25 seraph of the end related pick up Lines for you to cringe at. I now want to die after writing this. And yes, I thought up every single one of these. It was originally meant to be 50, but I'm tired, lazy, and my imagination isn't that great tonight.
》(name) = who would say it.
1) Will you blow my trumpet? 》Yuu
2) I wish I knew you when you was 16, I'd suck you all night long~ 》Ferid
3) You must be a fancy car, because I want to ride you all day long. 》 Shinya
4) I wish I was your demon, because then I'd know who's always in your mind. 》Asuramaru
5) I'd give up my dirty magazines for your dirty self. 》 Norito
6) I want to escape with you. 》 Mika
7) I might be one of the strongest, but you make my heart one of the weakest. 》Crowley
8) Will you be my Kiseki-O? Because I want to hear you "Oh~" 》 Kimizuki
9) I want to run my Garlic shop with you. 》Lacus
10) On the count of 9, open the devil's coffin and we can become one. 》Kiseki-O
11) I'll be a scapegoat if I can. 》 Mika
12) As a Namanari, I hear voices saying I should kill everyone. But ever since I met you, all I hear is you. 》 Guren
13) I'm going to kill my father, for you. 》Kureto
14) I hate Christmas because it's a living reminder of when my sister died. But now, all I want for Christmas is you. 》 Yoichi
15) Now my sword is in you, I really want to Asura-Kanon. 》Yuu
16) I saw my Sqaud die, but I won't let you die. 》 Narumi
17) Want to come to my ribbon room? It's my Red room. 》 Ferid
18) I only have no self control when it comes to you. 》 Lacus
19) I'd kill Lacus for you. 》 Rene.
20) You make me realise who I need, I'll be there. 》Yuu
21) Will you be my little lamb? 》 Ferid
22) I want to fuck you. 》 Yoichi
23) If I was a teddy, would you cuddle me all night? 》 Mika
24) You can suck more than my blood if you really want to. 》 Crowley
25) I can rule Japan better than Krul, and I rule you too. 》 Lest
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