Seraph Of The End X Reader One Shots!

Another 25 Owari No Pick Up Lines

A/N: These are harder than they look 😂 And I'm sorry these are so bad, it was OK with the last set because we had the anime, but with no new anime content and purely manga content, this is proving difficult. Also, the picture above is the current unedited cover for my unpublished Yuu X Mika story. Are you all excited for it? It's moving along quite swiftly so I may even be able to start publishing before New Year! 😁

1) It's a pity you're a girl, or else I'd happily create babies with you~ - Shinoa (to a girl)

2) I can't help being reckless when you're involved... -Mitsuba

3) I want you at the end of my chains, if you know what I mean. -Saito

4) Come and watch a ballet with me? -Urd

5) I want you to be the focus of my experiments. -Kureto

6) I love to work out, but you make me sweat in other ways. - Crowley

7) Burn on a cross with me. -Ferid

8) I stole a car for you, so~fuck? -Shinya

9) You're more than family to me. -Yuichiro

10) I'd happily have a threeway with you and Yuu? -Mika

11) So you know how I asked you on a date the other day? Do you want to come and overthrow Japan with me? - Lacus

12) I've fucked Guren, and now I want to fuck you. - Mahiru

13) I'm trying to remember my past but all I think about is you. - Asuramaru

14) I'm so sick of this fake love, fake love, fake love...What? One minute you hate me the next you love me. It's kind of fitting~ - Ferid

15) I want to eat you like I eat my toast. - Shinya

16) Do you want to be my Queen of Salt? - Yuu (King of Salt Seraph)

17) I'm not exactly a Seraph and neither are you, but you can blow my trumpet of the apocalypse. - Crowley

18) Sit there, I'll have you chained up in a few short minutes. - Saito

19) I'm so happy that you're my friend but I kind of want us to be more than that! 😳 - Yoichi

20) Are you a Seraph, because you've caught my eye. -Kureto

21) You're my own personal porn mag! - Norito

22) I'm headless for you. - Akane

23) I won't let anybody hurt you. Ever. That means you as well, Yuu- FERID DON'T CUDDLE MY GIRLFRIEND! *cuts Ferid's arm off* - Mika

24) You're the only idiot I could ever love. Forget about Lacus. He's just an idiot. - Rene

25) Fuck me. She's hot. - Ky Luc

🌟 ~ BONUS: ~ 🌟

26) Asura, Asura, let down your hair! - You to Asuramaru

27) What the fuck are you up to? - You to Ferid

28) Kill yourself. - You to Mahiru

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69) Do you want to watch some MikaYuu porn with me? -Ferid

A/N: I know, they were all awful. In fact the only one I'm even remotely proud of is that last Ferid one. This whole chapter is awful 😭