I pulled up too my house opening the door, Zen's head laid on Dinah's ass as they both slept. I shook my head before grabbing Zendaya by the feet and yanking her onto the floor.
Causing her too jump up,
"What did I tell you?" I asked putting my finger in her face.
"I'm sorry, the Booty was so soft I fell asleep" she said putting her hands up surrendering.
"This" I said pointing between the two of them
"dose not happen, understood?" I asked slowly.
She nodded before a stupid smile smirk smeared across her face.
"Is it my turn too tap in?" She asked standing up.
"Watch your mouth, that's my girl" I said pushing past her.
"Ohhh shit, you got you some chocolate" she said poking my check.
"Wait have you ever even dated a black girl before?" She asked curiously.
"I dated a couple light skinned girls but never chocolate" I said looking in my fridge.
Her and Dinah both bursted into a fit of laughter.
I furrowed my eyebrows out her confused.
"You should quite while your ahead, once her period rolls around you will not be able too handle her attitude" she said through her laughter.
I scoffed, "I can handle a little attitude" I said slightly offended.
"Your soft" she said crossing her arms.
"I'm anything but soft" I said not even taking her seriously.
"What's the worst thing you've ever done" she asked.
"This girl I used too talk too fucked a guy and said she was pregnant so I punched her in the stomach" I said nonchalantly.
She bursted out laughing again spitting everywhere.
"You killed her baby?"she asked wheezing for air.
"Yea probably" I said chuckling.
"That's horrible but fucking hilarious" she said clutching her gut.
"She had the nerve too ask me too pay for her abortion pills" I said taking a bite of my cookie.
"I know you don't like kids but damn" she said wiping a tear from her eye.
"I can't fucking stand kids" I said gagging thinking about the demon spawn.
"What about Isaac?" She asked.
"Have you seen Isaac's guardian, I'll catch a step kid for a girl who looks that" I said finishing my cookies.
"You ain't shit" she said shaking her head jokingly.
"I know" I said sticking my tongue out.
"Fuck are y'all whispering about?" Dinah chimed in lifting her head up.
"Eiffel towering you later" I said giggling.
"Ooo sounds like fun" she said putting her head back down.
"Now, tell me more about this so called shit too do" I said grabbing a water bottle.
