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Requested by CryInDarkness. Hopefully the argument is dumb enough, lol.

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'What the heck is he talking about?'

"A strawberry IS a berry! It even has 'berry' in its name!" (C/N) defends, huffing. His cheeks flush pink from anger as he glares at you, crossing his arms across his chest.

The both of you are polar opposites. You being more on the serious side and one who cares about her studies. On the other hand, (C/N) is a slacker and doesn't give a crap about his studies. You both argue a lot, almost everyday. The arguments are incredibly stupid, but in your defense he is the one who starts the majority of the arguments.

You stare calmly at the irritated male. "To be considered a berry, it must be formed from the ovary of a flower with a seed or seeds. The seeds are located inside of the berry, not outside. So.. strawberries are not berries."

"I don't understand a word, but I really don't care. What is a strawberry then?" He snaps, giving you a cold stare.

"It is an aggregate fruit," you state. "Meaning that it forms from multiple ovaries inside a single flower."

"That's dumb. Why name it a strawberry then if it isn't even a berry?" He clicks his tongue and sighs in annoyance. "Why are you looking at me like that?"

"Like what? I'm looking at you because I'm talking to you." You say, confused as to why he is getting snappy at you. "I can look at the floor instead if you want me to."

"I could careless.." He mumbles. "How do you know all of this useless stuff anyways? Do you study each day or something?"

"I only study when I need to. I learned about this in class a while back, teacher went off topic," you shrug. "Fun day. Why are we arguing about a strawberry anyhow?"

"Well you started the argument so.."

"How so?" Your nose scrunches. From what you can remember, you are sure that (C/N) was the one - as always - who started the argument. You were quietly enjoying your strawberries in peace until Mr.ILikeToStartArguments brought up the topic of how strawberries are berries and those who think otherwise are "brainless." Of course, you were not about to let him get away with calling you brainless. All you said was, "Actually, a strawberry isn't a berry but whatever floats your boat." And.. that is where it went downhill. Ka-chow. Argument.

On second thought.. maybe you did partially start the argument..

"If you didn't say anything about how a strawberry isn't a berry then we wouldn't have had this argument." He says, accusing you.

"Okay, true.. but I wasn't about to let you get away with calling me brainless. Search up 'Are strawberries berries?' and you'll see that they are in fact not-"

"Not a berry, okay yeah I get it. Whatever." He cuts you off and mutters some incoherent words.

'I can't believe that I actually have feelings for this guy..'

You groan, pinching the bridge of your nose. "Am I stupid or what? Come on (Y/N).. I mean, maybe it's because I've known him for a long time. Yeah.. that's it," you nod.

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