Dating Bruce Wayne Would Include . . .

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+ You knowing of him being Batman.

+ You being best buds with Alfred. 

+ Being a mom figure for the Batfam. 

+ You getting kidnapped by the Joker.

+ Batman saving you when you got kidnapped. 

+ You demanding that Bruce takes a rest and him actually listening to you. 

+ Him being distant. 

+ Him getting angry when you put yourself in danger. 

+ You taking his cowl and running around while saying in a deep voice, "I'm Batman." Before laughing like a maniac. 

+ You learning how self-defense from Alfred despite Bruce's protests. 

+ Waking Bruce up early in the morning for a meeting by flipping his mattress over with some help from Dick and Tim. 

+ You working at Wayne Enterprises and always telling Bruce to get some work done. 

+ Going to all his fancy galas. 

+ Meeting the Justice League. 

+ You and Diana becoming instant friends. 

+ You, Hal, and Barry spend time making fun of Batman's deep voice. 

+ You telling Bruce that Clark is hot. 

+ Bruce getting mad at you for calling Clark hot and kisses you fiercely. 

+ You randomly attacking him around the manor to test his skills. He has not been unprepared yet. 

+ Changing all the passwords in the house to BatmanisBruceWayne.

+ Dressing up as Batman for Halloween. 

+ You and Selina Kyle hating each other. 

+ Playing with Titus. 

+ Lots of aggressive sexual acts. 

+ You being a night owl and Bruce trying to get you to go to bed with him.

+ Bruce being whiney when you're busy.

+ Bruce being extra-cuddly after almost dying.

+ Long kisses.

+ Love bites.

+ Bruce buying you expensive stuff you don't need.

+ Asking to drive the Bat Mobile.

+ Bruce always saying you can't drive the Bat Mobile. 



A/N: You guys want more stuff like this? I like then and they're quick.  

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