Thursday, March 10, 2016
Jack
Nancy Grace and CNN filed motions to dismiss our defamation lawsuit. The Court denied them. Our case goes forward!
Depositions next!
But the BIG QUESTION: Who is my son taking to the high school prom?
He's quiet and careful, but I told him to strike early, "As soon as you pick your target, ask her out!"
Ceci
Is he a Junior?
Jack
Yup.
My sisters and their friends spent a lifetime of energy agonizing over all the prom options and politics. Seems like just pulling the trigger and asking a girl to prom early would be a mercy killing.
Ceci
That's cute that they're so into prom.
Jack
Were you?
Ceci
No... I never even went to prom.
Not a lot of school pride or enthusiasm.
Jack
Oh, man!
You got robbed!
The naked injustice!
Ceci
It's sad. I hope my boys have better luck.
Jack
I'm sorry. And yet, despite minor scarring, you have risen and overcome.
Your boys will own the F'n Prom!
Ceci
Isaac will for sure, Charlie will need a push.
Jack
Not a push. Girls are an intoxicating pull.
OK, some are pushy.
It took two girls, one pulling on each arm, for me to dance.
Thank God, Jesus, Buddha, Allah, and the Holy Ghost for girls!!
Friday, March 18, 2016
Jack
Hey Ceci, what up? Got a client who may have women buried in his back yard. Two.
And my daughter is visiting! Woohoo!
Ceci
Hi Jack! Sweet that your daughter is home. Very sweet.
Do you have a mystery on your hands?
Jack
Yeah, on Ruby (Jack's daughter). It's so great! The absolute greatest and the absolute best to have her home!
The buried women may be hookers killed by bikers.
My client owns the land. He's afraid that the Blue Steel Kings motor cycle gang will kill him if he rats out the burial.
Ceci
Why is he your client? Or maybe I don't want to know.
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