#1Nonfiction: Will Ceci be seduced by ax crimes, buried girls & mushy poems? Will she fall head-over-ass into a forbidden love affair with Jack? Or will she continue down an entirely prudent and reasonable path?
Everything is real.
Everything is tru...
I met my kids for a BBQ at Justin's apartment. Justin came outside all casual with his hair in two French braids down his back.
I said, "Dude. Who braided your hair?"
"Alice", he said.
I was about to ask, who is Alice, when a young cutey walked out with long blonde-gray hair with blue highlights.
She said, "Hello. I'm Alice". She was wearing a bright floral blouse like something my mom would wear.
I said, "Hi, I'm Jack. That's a great shirt."
She said, "Thanks! It didn't fit Justin, so he gave it to me."
Ceci, suddenly I was deeply happy and content. There is something very comforting in the thought that no matter what hardships your son may have to endure in life, at least he had one Spring where he was able lay about with a sweet girl braiding hair, sharing clothes, and heaven...
Ceci
Wow, this sounds like a perfectly amazing and wonderful scene.
I mean he's just living!!!
Jack
I know. It's so sweet. We should all be there.
Thursday, May 16, 2019
Ceci
Hiya!
Jack
Sorry. All-nighter. Trial tomorrow morning.
Facts: Boyfriend and girlfriend are camping on a remote beach in Iceland. The girlfriend consumes a quart of whiskey with a fistful of blotter acid. She decides she's going to swim from Iceland to Chicago. Her boyfriend (my client) tries to stop her. She punches him in the face. Knocks out his two front teeth.
True loves dies.
They are now seeking mutual restraining orders.
But did you see this?! Did ya?!
Springtime in the Rockies, girl!!
Ceci
❤️
Tuesday, May 21, 2019
Jack
SPRING SNOW DAY!! No work!
Are you working?
That sucks.
I'm sorry.
No I'm not!
It's epic, DUDE!!
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