𝕭𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖎𝖒𝖆𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖘

Preference- Motionless In White

Weird texts to each other~

{Chris}

Y/n- Hey babe?

Chris- Yes?

Y/n- Do you think that crabs think that fish are flying? Or some levitation stuff?

Chris- They probably think it's some black magic shit. On an unrelated note, how high are you?

Y/n- Brendon uries forehead length and a box of tacos.

Chris- I'll be home soon.

{Devin}

Y/n- babe, I'm curious about something.

Devin- and that is?

Y/n- How do mirrors work, Dev?

Devin- huh?

Y/n- I asked you, how do mirrors work? What is the sorcery behind them?

Devin- You seriously want me to answer that?

Y/n- please, babe, if you would.

Devin- you may not want to question them, your precious mind should be careful.

Y/n- fuck you, Devin.

Devin- I love you too.

Y/n- no cuddles for the rest of the week, meanie.

Devin- it's Monday though! I'm sorry, babe.

{Ricky}

Y/n- babe

Y/n- babeee

Y/n- babbbbbbyyyyyy

Y/n- Answer meeeee Rickkkkyyyyyyy.

Ricky- Can I help you?

Y/n- I want kisses and cudddllleeeessss.

Ricky- well then.

Ricky- can't you just get off your cute ass and get in bed with me?

Ricky- oh you're just lazy today, huh babe?

Y/n- no. im not moving.

Y/n- and yes. im lazy.

Y/n- fite me, emo boi.

Ricky- i hate you. Don't call me emo boi.

Y/n- I love you too, emo boi.

{Balz}
(I'm aware he's not in the band but I still love him and wrote one for him)

Y/n- babe, we have a fucking crisis.

Y/n- tHIs iS uRgENt.

Josh- don't tell me it's about the coffee or cookies. It's your fault they weren't on the list.

Y/n- welllllllll.......

Josh- talk to Chris now. I'm letting him deal with you from now on.

{Ryan}

Y/n- holy shit

Y/n- wtf.

Y/n- answer me goddammit.

Y/n- I'm gonna cry! I need Ryro talk.

Ryan- something wrong in y/n land?

Y/n- YES, I BROUGHT YOU MY BULLETS, YOU BROUGHT ME YOUR LOVE AND ESOMV.

Ryan- esmov?

Y/n- EARLY SUNSETS OVER MONROEVILLE. GET WITH MY EMO BRAIN AND FRANKS OLD DREAD LOCKS THAT WILL LIVE ON FOREVER.

Y/n- ITS SO MISLEADING AND CONTRADICTING. AHH EMOTIONS. ASDFGHJKL.

Ryan- sHIT. I wasn't expecting that, fuck. Hoooolyyyyy shiiittttt. What in the actual hell.

Y/n-...get home already.

Ryan- I am on my way.

{Vinny}

Y/n- babe. what happened to Skyler. Your alter-ego douche.

Vinny- he'd probably make a -your mom- joke. I really don't know.

Vinny- Sike! Just joshing. Your mom happened.

Y/n- My mom would never fuck you. Especially with my dad and me around. You're lucky I love you.