Hopeless|Drarry text au

ahhh... I'm not creative with names so... #1

A/N no copyright infringement intended, Harry Potter belongs to the one and only -insert person's name from the books-, this story just for enjoyment and experimental purposes.

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Name choosing (bonus) added: 28/5/2020
Harry:
"what should I call myself in the chat thing?" (Harry)
"I don't know Harry, I'm just going to use my name," (Hermione)
"I'm naming myself after my hair," (Ron)
"That's weird Ron." (Hermione)
"Weird is cool," (Ron)
"How about... NotStraightMan...?" (Harry)
"Wait you're not straight?" (Ron)
"Of course Harry isn't straight Ronald," (Hermione)
"Maybe be more.. subtle," (Hermione)
"BentMan?" (Harry)
"Hmmm," (Hermione and Ron)
"I'm going to go with BendyMan," (Harry)
"Not sure why you're so obsessed with the 'Man' being a part of it but okay," (Hermione)

Draco:
"Why do we have to do this???" (Draco)
"Because the school decided it was a good idea," (Blaise)
"We have to name ourselves something, what should I call myself?" (Draco)
"Hey! Pansy give back the thingy!" (Draco)
"Nope!" (Pansy)
"Pansy give it back!" (Draco)
"Just a second... Here," (Pansy)
"What the fuck did you do? Why is my name 'SlyFerret'?" (Draco)
"Just because, :P" (Pansy)
"Argh how do I change it to something not stupid?" (Draco)
"I don't know and even if I did I wouldn't tell you," (Pansy)
"Blaise? Do you know how to fix it?" (Draco)
"Don't you dare help him Blaise... You know what I'll do." (Pansy)
"Sorry Draco, I have my orders." (Blaise)
"You guys are the worst." (Draco)

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BendyMan|: Hey stranger ;)

SlyFerret|: hi...

BendyMan|: y do'ya think dumbledore gave the 4th to 8th years a random pair to chat with?

SlyFerret|: to help people past the horrors of the war maybe? im personally scarred physically and mentally.

BendyMan|: hmmm, maybe..

SlyFerret|: y is ur name 'BendyMan'?

BendyMan|: cos im not str8 :P

SlyFerret|: ahhh, gay then?

BendyMan|: bi actually, wbu?

SlyFerret|: tbh? Im not sure... bi-curious maybe?

BendyMan|: ahhh, in that stage "denial"

SlyFerret|: hey! im not in denial!

BendyMan|: sure ur not ;)

SlyFerret|: *rolls eyes*

BendyMan|: *laughs maniacally*

SlyFerret|: what year r u in?

BendyMan|: 8th u?

SlyFerret|: same, hmmm

SlyFerret|: Maybe there is something to this whole "helping thing"

BendyMan|: he can be brilliant sometimes

SlyFerret|: ur a fan?

BendyMan|: i thought i knew him, then there turned out to be so much more

SlyFerret|: i wish he wasn't dead

BendyMan|: same, i wonder how he planned this whole idea before his death, hmmm

SlyFerret|: oh salazar! the time! Gtg 2 class ttyl

BendyMan|: oh, well then. bye

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A/N soooo? what do you think????? did i do okay intoducing it?

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