The Knight in Shining Armor [One Piece X OC]

The Honorable Liar?! Captain Usopp!

3rd's POV

It was a lovely morning, the sun was about to rise on a peaceful little village. Everything was quiet until a loud voice interrupted the peace "Sound the alarm! Sound the alarm! There here! There here! They're gonna kill us all!" a man shouted running through the village disturbing people's sleep "Oh no! Pirates! Pirates! Pirates are attacking! Run! Everybody run for your lives! Pirates! Pirates! Everybody run! Pirates are attacking!" he yelled running around the village like a mad man

Meanwhile on sea...

"There's absolutely no way we're gonna make it to the grand line in this condition!" Nami stated earning a surprise from the boys and unexpectedly the the scientist as well

"You're right! We're gonna need a whole lot more meat!" Luffy said finishing an apple in his mouth "Eating fruit everyday is for the birds!"

"We also need some booze" Zoro smirked

Immediately the two got hit by a flying apple thrown their way, Luffy eating his and stretching out his arm to eat Zoro's "Technically fruit is healthy for you. And if your not careful you can develop cenosillicaphobia - which is a scientific name for-" Aphrodite

"Shut up! Geez even though your a scientist you don't know what condition we are in right now!" Nami scolded the scientist

"What? We could swim to the Grand line if our ship sinks right?'' Aphrodite reasoned earning a hit from Nami

"You're totally as clueless as those idiots! Anyway that's not what I mean! The Grand line is a dangerous place we need more than beer and meat to survive that place! Not to mention that the Grand Line is crawling with pirates who want to search for One Piece and they all have ships better than this!" Nami stated

"At least we have a crew." Aphrodite reasoned

"We don't have a crew, we don't have any equipment! We need a real ship for that matter! No way we'll ever make it like this!" Nami listed

"We need a cook. And a musician to keep us entertained!" Luffy said going off topic

"A musician?!" Zoro questioned then laughed out loud

"So stupid." Nami deadpanned "A little to the south of here has some settlements, and it looks like we can get a ship and some of the supplies we need there."

"Fresh meat at last!" Luffy exclaimed excitedly

"And some booze as well!" Zoro said with triumph face

"Stop talking about that!" Aphrodite exclaimed annoyed

Meanwhile back at the island...

"The pirates are coming! The pirates are coming!" a man cried running through the village announcing it to everybody "Run if you want to live! They'll be here any minute now! Run! The killers are on the shore! Their bloodlust is unquenchable!" he ran with a bag on his side. He ran until he seem to have ran out of energy slowly down and catching his breath "We're doomed.." he breathed out while panting heavily "..the pirates..are..a LIE!" he screamed out joyfully then laughed out loud

Then a metal bucket was threw hitting his head earning a cry of pain from him "You little liar!" an angry man said jumping out of his house window with a stick in hand "You're not gonna get away this time!"

Then another door slammed open revealing a man with a broom facing upwards in hand "We've had enough!"

Then followed by another man who had a frying pan in hand "This little game is over!"

By then everyone seemed to be getting out of their house with brooms of other items holding them with angry expressions aimed towards the liar who grinned happily "Wait. Wait. Wait.." standing their with a grin while everyone else charged at him before "Surprise run!" he shouted running away while laughing all the way "Just try and catch me! Come on! Slowpokes!" then he laughed once again