Peggy: I don't even get it! What's so funny about this?
All: *chuckling*
Angelica: Oh, Peggy, you're just so adorable!
Peggy: What? I was just saying my name!
Madison: It does make you sound kind of... extra.
Jefferson: Like they just threw you in last-minute! Angelica! Eliza! Oh... and Peggy's here, too.
Peggy: *pouts* I always have to go last. It's cuz I'm the youngest of the three of us!
Hamilton: It's okay, Peggy. Think of it like a curtain call of a play. The star always goes last.
Peggy: *brightens* Yeah, you're right!
Eliza: *playfully swats Alex*
Hamilton: Well, of course you're my star, Eliza. But Peggy's my buddy.
Hamilton and Peggy: *fist bump*
Laurens: I wonder which one of us is the and?
Hamilton: Oh, like of the four of us?
Herc: It's Laff.
Laff: Ferme ta bouche! [Translation: shut up] *smacks upside the head*
Hamilton: No, no, it's Burr. Like, the Hamilsquad! And Burr, cuz he keeps showing up even though he hates us.
Burr: I do hate you.
Hamilton: Then stop showing up!
Everyone except Burr: *snickers*
Quinn: So, what do you guys think of the And Peggy meme?
Peggy: I hate it.
Quinn: Aw, Peggy. Don't worry, most of the fans use it in a loving term. They love you and your and-ness!
Peggy: Really? *grins* I love you guys too!
Jefferson: I still think it's funny.
Angelica: And I still hate your face. So shut up and leave Peggy alone.
Peggy: *sticks tongue out at Jefferson*
Quinn: Well, it's time to say goodbye! Peggy, wanna close us out?
Peggy: Thanks for reading, you guys! See you next time! *blows a kiss*
Aaron: Wait, I am not the and! Can we talk about this?
Peggy: Sorry, the star already took her bow. BYEEEEEEEEE!
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