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Hamilton: What the heck is a Roomba?
(Several Roomba suddenly roll into the room)
All: AAH!
Peggy: *jumps onto Jefferson's back* What are those things?
Quinn: Roombas! They're these vacuum cleaners-
All: ?
Quinn: Things that clean floors.
All: Oh.
Angelica: *squats down to inspect one* And they just move all on their own?
Quinn: Yup.
(A Roomba comes close to Herc and Samuel)
Herc: IT'S POSSESSED!
Samuel: EEK! *jumps into Herc's arms Scooby-Doo style*
Herc: Take him, not me! *drops Sam on his butt in front of the Roomba and runs away*
Samuel: *squeals and runs for his life*
Laff: *pulls out his sword* Stay back! Back! Back I say!
(Three Roombas roll towards him at one)
Laff: Sacre Bleu! *Runs away*
Quinn: They won't hurt you, guys! They're just little machine-thingies! They clean floors, and that's literally all they were created for.
Laurens: Wait. Maybe not...
Hamilton: What are you thinking, John?
Laurens: *grins* ROOMBA RACE.
Burr: *facepalms* Oh boy...
[Short timeskip]
Quinn: Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to the very first Roomba Race!
(Hamilton, Laurens, Herc, Jefferson, and Peggy are all holding Roombas in front of a duct-tape starting line)
Everyone else except for Burr: WOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!
Quinn: *holding a hairbrush as a microphone* Hello, Mr. Hamilton, how do you feel about the race today?
Hamilton: I have a really good feeling about this. Me and... *looks at Roomba* I'm gonna call him Phillip. I've always like that name. Anyway, Phillip and I have been working really hard, and I think our training is going to pay off in today's race.
Quinn: Alright, good luck to you. *turns to Laurens* Mr. Laurens, what do you think of your odds of winning today?
Laurens: A HUNDRED PERCENT. Me and Deathstriker are going all the way!
