Hamilton Reacts to Stuff!!

Last of Us

A/N: Possible trigger warning? For violence and language. If you're a little flower like me lol...

 

Quinn: Hey! It's time for another Hamilton Reacts to Stuff! I'm Quinn, and you know the rest of the gang!

Hamilton: -

Jefferson: GOOD MORNING, everyone!

Hamilton: *glares* I was gonna that, Jeffersnot. 

Quinn: So, today's request is from midnightdevil132

Quinn: So, we're gonna be watching the opening scene to a game called Last Of Us-

Herc: Oh no. Is it like that other game with the pretty girls who off themselves?

Quinn: No this is different from Doki Doki Literature Club, I think. So grab a seat everyone, I'll put it on the projector. *turns on video*

Hamilton: Okay, we got a little girl...

Eliza: Aww, she's cute!

Peggy: Oh no. THIS BETTER NOT END UP LIKE THE LAST GAME.

Jefferson Whaaaaaaat is that child selling drugs.

Madison: Drugs are bad!

Quinn: I think she was just kidding.

Jefferson: Oh. *crosses his arms and tries to look disinterested* 

Eliza: Ohhhhhh, do you hear that guitar? It's beautiful!

Peggy: Uh what's going on?

Herc: Uncle Tommy???

Hamilton: Woah, woah, woah. Quinn, go back a little bit.

Quinn: *rewinds*

Hamilton: There. Look, the kid walks into the dresser before opening it. 

Quinn: Gotta love that PS3 animation. 

Samuel: *curled up in a ball* Don't go in there. Don't go in there... she went in there!

Hamilton: Yeah. After you warned her and everything. 

Laurens: WOAH. THAT KID SAID HELL. WATCH YOUR [BLEEP]IN LANGUAGE.

Hamilton: Look...

Peggy: Zombies!

Eliza: Ohhhhh no, I need to leave! *runs out of the room*

Herc: Get outta there guys! Well, mostly the kid. I don't really care about the other guy- but go anyway to keep the kid safe!

Laurens: Let the family in! Why are they still driving?

All: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Herc: Senseless violence! *grabs popcorn*

Laurens: STOP [BLEEP-BLEEP] SWEARING IN FRONT OF THE KID!!!!

Hamilton: Oh my gosh...

Samuel: *writhing around in his seat making squealing noises*

Laff: Run! Run! Oh no, zis will not end well...

Samuel: *covering his eyes, shaking*

Peggy: Are you okay, Samuel?

Samuel: I... I'm fine...

Peggy: *puts her arm around him* It's gonna be okay.

Samuel: *relaxes a little*

Hamilton: What are they doing? Help the kid already!

All: OH MY GOSH!!

Samuel: *gags, runs out of the room*

Herc: YEAH, you get 'im, Uncle Tommy!!

Angelica: But...

Laurens: Oh no.

Peggy: The little girl...

Hamilton: *looks away because as an expecting father this is hard to watch*

Herc: WHAT THE [BLEEP-BLEEP-EXPLETIVE-WOWZA-^*&(**&(&()*))#*#)*!@*@(&] KINDA GAME IS THIS?!?!?!

Jefferson: *eyes watering* It's just a game, you guys... you guys are so sensitive.

Madison: *dabs eyes with handkerchief*

Quinn: So *sniff* what does everyone think of Last of Us?

Herc: That's the end?

Quinn: No, that's just the opening scene.

Angelica: So, the rest of the game is about fighting those zombies?

Quinn: Yeah, I think so.

Laurens: It seemed like a cool game, but why set us up for a fun ride of bashing zombies only to have a little girl killed in the first 15 minutes?

Laff: Zat made me very sad...

Quinn: So, I gather the general consensus is that everyone's sad the little girl died?

All: Mm hmm.

Quinn: Agreed. Any other thoughts?

Laurens: I mean I kinda like the idea of the game. It seems like fun.

Jefferson: I still don't get video games.

Peggy: I wanna kill all the zombies AND all the people to get revenge!! #Justiceforthelittlegirl!

Quinn: I think her name is Sarah

Peggy: #Justiceforsarah!

[ENTER ELIZA]

Eliza: Hi, everyone... did I miss anything important?

Herc: The-

Hamilton: *covers mouth* No, my love. Nothing important at all. 

Eliza: Sorry I always leave... I'm such a scaredy-cat.

Hamilton: It's fine! The stress isn't good for the baby anyway. You do what you have to do. *kisses*

[ENTER SAMUEL]

Samuel: Did I miss anything important?

Hamilton: Everything, Samuel. You missed everything. 

Samuel: Sorry I ran out on you, Peggy, you were a dear, but... *gags* 

Peggy: I get it. Don't worry about it.

Samuel: *smiles*

Quinn: Well, I think that wraps it up here! We'll see you next time on Hamilton Reacts to Stuff! Say bye, guys!

Eliza: Bye, everyone!

Samuel: Until next time!

Peggy: Stay classy, internet!

Quinn: The internet's actually never classy, but... bye!