Hamilton Reacts to Stuff!!

Jamilton

Quinn: Hey guys! It's time for more Hamilton Reacts to Stuff! Say hi, everyone!

Laff: Tis I, the Frenchiest Fry!

Burr: He just won't let that go...

Hamilton: G'mornin!

Quinn: We got a double request from Lokithedino and Thanos_Jeffersin-

Hamilton: HA! Jeffer-sin??? That is the PERFECT name for Thomas!

Jefferson: Oh shut up, Abdomen!

Hamilton: You shut up, Jeffersin!

Quinn: ANYWAY, here's what they want to see: 

Laurens: "Jamilton"?

Quinn: It's-

Laurens: No, I can get this! *strokes chin thoughtfully* Well, the "amilton" part is definitely Alex... but the J? *eyes widen* Oh dear.

Quinn: Yepppppppp. Jamilton= Jefferson x Hamilton.

Hamilton: X?

Jefferson: Like... romantically?

Quinn: Does this answer your question? 

Hamilton and Jefferson: *shriek like little girls*

Hamilton: WHY THOUGH????

Jefferson: Thomas! Get your face off of Hamilton's face right now!

Herc: HAMMY AND JEFFERS SITTING IN A TREE! K-I-S-S-I-N-

Hamilton: *smacks with a throw pillow*

Quinn: And Lokithedino also asked that we read Jamilton fanfics, so here we go!

*Several fanfics later*

Hamilton: ...I think I just died inside.

Jefferson: Same.

Hamilton: You're not allowed to agree with me!

Peggy: I dunno, I thought it was ROMAAAAAAANTIC!

Laurens: Oh, same! They're, like, the ADORBS together! 

Angelica: Good thing Eliza's not here to see that she's been replaced.

Samuel: *giggling like a schoolgirl* 

Madison: Thomas? Are you okay?

Jefferson: I'M FINE.

Madison: That vein in your neck is doing that bulgy thing again... do you need a cold rag?

Jefferson: I dOnT nEeD a CoLd RaG

Quinn: So, what do you lovebirds- I mean people- think of Jamilton?

Jefferson: ...no.

Hamilton: Just no.

Quinn: *smirks* I don't know, you guys seem like OTP. 

Samuel: *raises hand*

Quinn: One True Pair.

Samuel: *puts hand down*

Quinn: How many of y'all ship Jamilton?

Everyone except Ham and TJ: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Hamilton: *furiously writing on paper*

Quinn: Alex, whatcha doing?

Hamilton: Writing a list of all the things I'd rather do than date Jefferson: Eat a bucket of slugs, shave my head, play dress-up with Peggy-

Peggy: I thought you liked cosplaying with me!

Hamilton: And a trillion other things. Anything but date Jefferson.

Quinn: Can you give us a reason why?

Hamilton: Because! He's just so... Jefferson! 

Jefferson: Don't think I'm for this either. You're not my type. My type is smart.

Hamilton: Wha-? YOU LITTLE-

*these bois legit start beating each other up*

Quinn: Guys! Cut it out! ...guys?

Laurens: Uh... should we get involved?

Herc: I'm honestly scared to. 

Hamilton: *punches Jefferson in the chest*

Hamilsquad: Yay!

Jefferson: *pokes Hamilton in the eyes*

Hamilsquad: Oof.

Hamilton: *throws Jefferson onto the coffee table WWE-style* 

Hamilsquad: Yay! 

Jefferson: *starts beating Hamilton mercilessly with a couch cushion*

Hamilsquad: Oof.

Quinn: Um... I think now is a good time to say goodbye... see y'all next time on Hamilton Reacts to Stuff!