Trigger warning: Language? I listened to Girlfriend for the first time in years, and I had no idea it drops the F bomb... lol listen at your own risk.
A/N: So I think I'm gonna write Theodosia Sr. as Theodosia, and Theodosia Jr. as just Theo.
Quinn: Hey guys! We're back with more Hamilton Reacts to Stuff! Say hi, y'all!
Hamilton: Hey!
Phillip: *shyly hides his face in Eliza's dress*
Eliza: Aw, Phillip. *hugs him*
Herc: Nice job, internet. You're scaring the tiny child!
Quinn: Leave the readers alone, Herc. Anyway, let's get into the request. It's from themysteriousnobody
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Laurens: Avril who?
Quinn: She's a punk rock singer. We're gonna listen to a few of her songs and talk about them.
[GIRLFRIEND]
Jefferson: What. Even. Is this.
Hamilton: I'm not sure...
Angelica: It's pretty catchy anyway.
Herc: *dancing around the room*
Phillip and Theo: *sitting on the floor, laughing as they watch Herc*
Herc: C'mon, smalls! *pulls them off the floor and starts a conga line along with Laff, Laurens and Peggy*
*when she says the f word*
Eliza and Theodosia: *fly out of their seats* WHAT?!
Theodosia: What are we listening to?!
Phillip: What's wrong, Mama?
Eliza: *forces a smile* N-nothing, sweetie...
Herc: What? That's an important word? What else are they supposed to yell when they get back up again?
Eliza and Theodosia: *glare heart-stopping daggers into Herc*
Herc: *eyes widen* Uh... LOOK KIDS, I'M A DISTRACTION! *puts Phillip and Theo on his shoulders and spins them around*
Phillip and Theo: *laugh and forget about what just happened*
Washington: "I don't like your girlfriend." "I think you need a new one..." Those aren't good ideas to be teaching people.
Hamilton: Yeah! There's nothing worse than a guy who cheats on his girl. Nothing worse!
Angelica: True that.
[BEST DAMN THING]
Angelica: Honestly, every guy should listen to this song. Like, how hard is it to get the door?
Eliza, Theodosia and Peggy: *nod their agreement*
Theo: *gasps* She said the d-word...
Theodosia: Theo, how do you know the d-word?
Theo: Phillp's dad.
Eliza: *glares at Hamilton furiously from across the room*
Hamilton: *talking to his friends blah blah blah* *blinks, feels the back of his head* I think something bit me. Or shot the back of my head... *turns around and sees Eliza glaring at him* *incoherent noises, falls backwards onto Laurens*
[SKATER BOY]
Jefferson: *rolls eyes*
Madison: "He was a boy, she was a girl..." Who knows where this song's going?
Peggy: I like it anyway! *jumping around and dancing, booty-bumps Laurens*
Laurens: *has no words*
Theo and Phillip: *running all around the room*
Madison: Huh... that song did not go where I thought it would. Okay, I take it back. This song isn't too bad.
Jefferson: It's still annoying. Why can't we ever just listen to some good old-fashioned jazz?
Laurens: *from the other side of the room* YA LIKE JAZZ??????
Jefferson: *limply throws a Cheeto at and it just drops to the floor, not even coming close to John*
Quinn: That meme is so old, John, even for you.
Washington: Well, I did like how this song talked about not judging by outward appearances.
Eliza: True, I suppose... but I don't like her cursing in front of the children.
Theodosia: I agree. But the songs themselves aren't that bad...
[After the song's over]
Quinn: Well, what did you guys think of Avril Lavigne?
Angelica: Pretty cool! I liked how her songs were kinda girly sounding, but also really cool and rock and roll at the same time.
Peggy: Her songs were awesome!
Eliza: Hm. I thought she was a bad influence on my Phillip.
Phillip: *hopping up and down* He was a skater boy, she said 'seeya later, boy' *just kinda mumbles gibberish under his breath cuz he can't remember the rest of the words*
Quinn: Aww! You liked that song, Phillip?
Phillip: It was cool.
Theo: I loved all of them!
Herc: They were good to have a dance party to.
Laurens: Every song's a good song to have a dance party to for you!
Herc: And because of me, we have more a lot dance parties than the rest of the world. You're welcome.
Quinn: Alex?
Hamilton: Nope.
Peggy: HEY HEY, YOU YOU, I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!
Herc: NO WAY, NO WAY, I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE! *turns Girlfriend back on*
Hamilton: Herc no.
Herc: Herc always. *starts dancing*
Jefferson: Can I die?
Hamilton: Oh no, you're not. You're not taking the easy way out, Tom.
Quinn: Welp, I guess we'll be here dancing for a while! Seeya next time on Hamilton Reacts to Stuff!
