A/N: Sorry it's late...
Quinn: Hey, guys! Welcome to our Christmas Party!
[Camera pans out to show George Washington's living room beautifully decorated for Christmas. There are lights, garland, wreaths, and a gorgeous Christmas tree in the corner by the fireplace. Everyone's in pajamas or sweaters]
Laurens: *wearing a turtle onesie and chugging eggnog* Merry Crimuss!
Hamilton: Laurens at this rate you're gonna need a designated driver to take you home. And it's not gonna me.
Laurens: LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE!
Quinn: So... I see that Eliza's not here. *smiles* Care to tell everyone where she is, Alex?
Hamilton: *beams* She's at the hospital. I'm going to join her as soon as this episode's over.
Quinn: The baby's on its way, everyone!
All: *cheer*
Quinn: Okay, so we're gonna do our reaction, and then our Secret Santa. We asked you readers to pick what we would react to, and you chose the movie Home Alone!
Herc: Sounds boring.
Quinn: It's a classic Christmas movie! And trust me, Herc, you're gonna LOVE the end. *turns on the movie*
Peggy: Those kids are such jerks to Kevin!
Samuel: Eep!
Hamilton: Are you eep-ing about the tarantula or the salt murderer guy?
Samuel: *clears throat and smoothens his shirt all casual-like* That's, um, personal information.
Herc: Dork.
Quinn: Guys! Where's your Christmas spirit?
Herc: Sorry. *puts on Santa hat* Dork.
Angelica: I mean, I can kinda see where Kevin's siblings are coming from... Kevin's kind of a brat.
Peggy: Hey, it's not easy being the youngest! I'm with you, Kevin. *thumps her chest with her fist*
Laurens: Ha! Look at 'em run!
Laff: Zey forgot Kevin!
Jefferson: Wow, parents of the year right there.
Madison: Does this movie end with them getting arrested?
Samuel: Oh dear! But- but they're going to go back for him, right?
Herc: Then the movie wouldn't be called Home Alone, genius!
Samuel: *inhales sharply through his nose* You know, I will not tolerate your rudeness any longer!
Hamilton: Sam shut up, I'm trying to watch a movie.
Samuel: *crosses arms and glowers*
[Timeskip]
Peggy: Yeah, Kevin, don't let those idiots rob your house!
Herc: Oh-ho-ho...this is gonna be good...
Samuel: I can't watch! *covers eyes and peeks through fingers*
All: *hysterically laughing and cheering as the wet bandits get beaten up*
Peggy: Here it comes... [they get hit with the paint cans] OH!!!
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