Hamilton Reacts to Stuff!!

Michael In The Bathroom

Quinn: Hey guys! We're back with another request! It's also from milevenstitch

Hamilton: Wow, this person must like us.

Quinn: Well, she got mad at a few of you guys for not liking Richie.

Hamilton: Oh, so not me, than, right?

Quinn: Yep. Here's her request-

Laurens: "Michael in the Bathroom"?

Quinn: It's a song.

Laurens: *snickers*

Quinn: Oh, grow up! Okay, let's listen to the song.

[Music starts to play]

Eliza: Oh, I love that piano tune!

I am hiding in a bathroom at the biggest party of the fall.

I could stay right here or disappear and nobody'd even notice at all.

Herc: Why's this kid on the can at a party?

Madison: Well, it sounds like he's not one of the "popular" kids.

Quinn: James, you making air quotes makes my day.

Madison: Uh...

I'm a creeper in a bathroom cuz my buddy kinda left me alone.

But I'd rather fake-pee than stand awkwardly or pretend to check a text on my phone.

Laurens, Laff and Herc: *snickering*

Burr: What's so funny?

Laurens: He said pee. In song form.

Burr: ...

Everything felt fine when I was half of a pair

Through no fault of mine, there's no other half there.

Hamilton: Just like me and Burr! We used to be besties, but now for some reason he doesn't want anything to do with me! *hugs Burr* WHAT'D I DO, BURR?? I CAN CHANGE!!!

Burr: *smacks him* Get off of me!

Everyone else: *laughs*

Now I'm just Michael in the bathroom

Michael in the bathroom at a party

Forget how long it's been

I'm just Michael in the bathroom

Michael in the bathroom at a party

No you can't come in

I'm waiting it out till it's time to leave