Quinn: Hello, hello, hello! Welcome to another episode of Hamilton Reacts to Stuff! We're all still here at Camp Glitter- say hi, everyone!
Everyone: *half hearted groan*
Angelica: Someone thought it would be funny to run into our cabin in the middle of the night and scream, "RAT!"
Susan: *quickly jerks head up from Maria's shoulder and opens her eyes, whimpering*
Maria: Shhhh, it's okay, Susan. *rocks her gently*
Peggy: We all ran out of the cabin in some kinda panic only to find that idiot dabbing on us.
Samuel: I am so sorry, Miss Schuyler. If I had known my teammate was planning that, I would have stopped him.
Laurens: We all would have. I don't understand why you guys had to get back at everybody...
Angelica: *smirks* You ruin our beauty sleep, we ruin yours.
Laurens: But we had nothing to do with it! Why did you have to come into our cabin screaming and banging pots?
King George: *sitting in a lawn chair wearing his Union Jack shirt, holding Hamster* Yes, you could have thrown perpetrator in the lake or something and left the rest of us alone! If I wasn't so tired, I'd sentence you to beheading. I'll do it when we get back home.
Laurens: Now we're all gonna be tired for today's challenge.
Angelica: Well, that makes it even, then.
Quinn: And Herc will probably be the most tired of all. He's been in the Timeout Chair since two in the morning. Ah, here he comes now!
[ENTER HERC]
Quinn: Hello, Herc. Feeling good about what you did?
Herc: *chuckles drowsily* Worth it.
Everyone: *about two seconds away from murdering him*
Quinn: Hey, guys, it's okay! We're gonna start with a reaction, so that'll give everyone time to really wake up and feel good for today's challenge. Our first react was requested to us by BiBroadway:
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Quinn: Thanks for the request, Keira! So, Tuck Everlasting is a musical about an eleven-year-old who falls in love with an immortal seventeen-year-old and has the opportunity to drink spiked water and become immortal too.
Hamilton: WHAT-
Eliza: *protectively hugs Philip and glares at Quinn*
Quinn: I'm joking, I'm joking! I mean, that's what happens, but it's actually a nice story.
