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Zane: *laying in bed, drinking Hawaiian Punch from a fancy glass*

Gene: *walks in* Hey babe--

Gene: .....??

Zane: So why did you have a girlfriend before me?

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Gene: Who the fuck--

Zane: *elbows him* Language! My parents are here, and you need to make a good impression!

Gene's Mind: What's a good impression?

Gene: Whom the fuck--

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Gene: *dressed as a Demon*

Gene: Welcome to Hell, where you will be punished eternally for your doing of evil!

Gene: *evil laughter as lightning strikes behind him*

Zane: We have cake.

Gene: .......

Zane: *holding a plate of cupcakes, eating one*

Gene: We're not sending the right message here--

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Zane: *trying to rap to the audio of Little Nightmares*

Gene: *slowly looks at him*

Gene: Boi if you don't stop--

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Gene: Zane, eat your octodogs!

Zane: *looks at plate with those octopus shaped things, you can find them in the Yandere Simulator cooking club*

Gene: Zane, eat your octodogs before Zenix does!

Gene: Gotta take this call-- *leaves*

Zane: *hands plate to Zenix*

Gene: *comes back in*

Zane: I ate them.

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Zane: Pfft, me? Have a crush on Gene? I don't think so.

Gene: Why the fuck you lying--

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Zane: Santa Claus is coming to town~!

Gene: Santa doesn't exist. Your parents and family members are buying the presents for you and writing Santa on the tags. They're lyong to you.

Zane: *eternally depressed*

Gene: *running from the Ro'Meave family* SHIT SHIT--

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Sasha: Espeon!

Gene: Umbreon!

Zenix: Mew!

Gene: Get the fuck out, that ain't even an Eeveelution.

Sasha: Espeon!!

Gene: Umbreon!!

Zane: Sylveon.

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Gene: Hey, spell me.

Zane: Okay..... M-E?

Gene: You forgot the D.

Zane: There's no D in "Me".

Gene: *puts his arms behind his head*

Gene: Not yet~.

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Zane: Do I have to remind you who you're talking to?

Gene: Oh, you mean the little bitch who does nothong but whine about not being in the Shadow Knights?

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