Zane: *putting away Halloween decorations*
Gene: *slides into the room wearing a Santa outfit*
Zane: Gene please it's only November 1st--
Gene: *starts singing Christmas songs*
Zane: ....
Zane: Fuck it.
Zane: *joins in*
~~~~
Gene: I'm curious... what's your strange addiction?
Zane: Cookie Clicker.
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Gene: How do you deal with the stress of school, family, your brothers trying to force you into a social life, and keeping your virginity all while trying to find a job?
Zane: I'm dead inside.
~~~~
*they're talking to a tour guide in London*
Gene: Traveling is my passion!
Zane: Oh, wow, a clock.
Zane: Like we don't have those back home.
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Gene: Do we got the eggs?
Zane: *grabs eggs* Yeah we got the eggs!
Gene: Do we got the milk?
Zane: *grabs milk* Yeah we got the milk--!
*an entire shelf in the fridge falls*
Gene: Do we got no shelf?
Zane: *grabs fallen shelf* Yeah we got no shelf!
~~~~
*Gene, Zane, Garroth, and Laurance are in the car. Gene is driving*
Laurance: *turns on radio*
*Ghostbusters theme plays*
*Zane and Garroth are jamming out in the backseats*
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Gene: Zane why are you crying?
Zane: *points to the entire existence of Danganronpa*
Gene: ......
Gene: I know for a fact that I told you to STOP GETTING ATTACHED TO FICTIONAL CHARACTERS--
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Zane: They following me, Gene!
Gene: Who!? Who's following you!?
Zane: The monster!
Gene: The monster?
Gene: Monsters don't exist--
*spider crawls towards them*
Both: *high pitched screaming*
~~~~
PDH!Zane: Why do have coffee every day?
PDH!Zane: Will you die without it?
PDH!Gene: No...
PDH!Gene: But you might.
~~~~
Gene: I hate all of you, but this is about brotherhood.
Garroth, Zane, Laurance: ......
Gene: Let's all try to get along since we're forced to stick together.
