Splatoon x Male Reader

Chapter 23: Oh! THAT Cuttlefish

Welcome back! I bet you weren't expecting this a couple days early, huh? Do you remember? The twenty-first night of September.

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*Knocks cup out of your hand* Of course, you weren't! Get that shite out of here you fecking drongos!

Also thanks for over 700 votes! This story has such high ratings, can't possibly imagine why, I've never written a story before this and I know nothing about relationships, and it's all thanks to every person who reads this.

LET'S GET THIS STARTED RIGHT-

(Y/N) POV

It was early in the morning. (Y/N) was just waking up by the sunli- Wait... No, he wasn't...

Pearl: (Y/N)!

He suddenly felt a pillow collide with his face.

(Y/N): What the-

The pillow once again collided with his face.

Pearl: (Y/N)!

(Y/N): I'm u-

She hit him in the face with the pillow... again.

Pearl: (Y/N)!

(Y/N): PEARL!

He grabbed her forearms to stop her from hitting him again.

Marina then picked Pearl up. Even so, Pearl's whole body was shaking, despite her being suspended in the air.

(Y/N): What's going on?! Where are my pants?

Marina started blushing, then looked over at the still shaking Pearl.

(Y/N): Oh right, I slept in my boxers. My bad.

Marina: Nevermind that! Show him, Pearl.

Marina held the shaking squid out in front of herself. Pearl, still shaking held out her phone.

(Y/N) looked between the phone and the two women standing in front of him, with looks of anticipation, with confusion on his face.

(Y/N): What?

Pearl & Marina: Read it!

(Y/N): What is it? It's not going to ask me to spell "ICUP," is it?

Pearl: No, yo.

Marina: It's the review of our concert last night.

Pearl: And we don't want to read it!

(Y/N): So, if it's bad, then you two are going to beat me up. Great.

Pearl: Only if it's bad.

Pearl and Marina both had looks of worry on their face.

(Y/N): Then there's no worry because there's no way anyone could've disliked the amazing show you put on.

The two idols latched themselves onto his two sides.

Pearl & Marina: Awww.

Pearl: Quit stalling.

(Y/N): Fine... "If you were at the Squid Sisters/Off the Hook show last night, then you don't need this review; you already know how AMAZING the show was. It was a show to remember. It was a once in a lifetime experience. Squid Sisters fans and Off the Hook fans may argue over which group, but there's no denying that the two groups together brought out the best in both groups. And don't even get me started on the finale, it was to DIE for. And the handsome Inkling backstage wasn't so bad looking himself."