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Bruce Wayne on Social Media

A/N: This wasn't requested but it literally crossed my mind and I had to write it.

Enjoy!

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- Honestly, this man has no idea how to handle social media

-He knows everything but social media. He just doesn't get it. He's clueless

- He doesn't have a Facebook account because he just doesn't really like the platform

- But he does have an Instagram account, a Twitter account and a Snapchat account

- He only has you on Snapchat

- When you showed him how things work on Snapchat, the fact that you just send things you do daily, like what you eat or sometimes you would send him short videos of you telling him about your day

- He loved that. That's the only reason he still has Snapchat

- The thing he hates about Snapchat is that he can't see the things you send more than twice. So often when you send him a selfie he screenshots it

- On Twitter he's just really weird, sometimes he replies to the boys' tweets (they are really mean towards their father, let me tell you)

- His profile picture is a photo of him, looking like a politician (still hot as Hell)

- His cover picture is a photo of you and Cass, his favorite girls in the world

- Everyone makes fun of him because of his Instagram account. It looks like it's a fan page made for you

- There are like three pictures with the kids there (one with the boys and two with Cassandra. The ones with the boys is there only because Cass is in it)

- He doesn't take selfies (unless if you want to)

- He hates selfies (unless if you want to take a picture of you two)

- Bruce loveeeesss taking pictures of you adding cute little descriptions like "I love her" and everyone melts

- He sometimes takes short videos with you doing absolutely nothing and posts them on his account

- Once he posted a one minute video of you reading "I could watch her for eternity"

- The funniest and cutest thing are his comment on your pictures

- Once you posted a selfie and he replied "Looking good"

- Like??? WTF Bruce?

- Sometimes he says things like "You're looking very lovely today, [Y/N]" like he's a 65 years old auntie commenting on her sister's Facebook picture

- Or "You are the definition of beauty"

- It's weird but also sweet

- When he first opened his account you showed him how to follow and unfollow people and you know, how things work on this platform

- The boys didn't understood why Bruce doesn't follow them back on Instagram

- He only follows you

- Like literally, he has millions of followers but he only follows you back

- He doesn't even follow his own Company's instagram account (yes, apparently there is one). Not even his children

- Tim and Dick asked him about it, like, "You know how to follow people on Instagram, right?"

"Yes, why?"

"Well, you are not following us."

"I know."

"Why?"

"I see you everyday why would I want to see you on social media as well?"

- Oh, he also doesn't know how to share things in a private message. He knows how to text there, but sharing a video or a photo? Not his expertise

- But he does know how to tag you in stuff

- Oh boy

- Once he tagged you in a picture with four monkeys and he wrote "Our boys finally took a picture together"

-He is hilarious without wanting to be

- The internet laughed about it and the legend says it still does.