21. What if you have a feeling that your partner has a change of heart?
Xiao Feng: I will cut off the head of whoever I suspect make her change her heart.
Xiao Yi:..... Nothing really! He already has a side-lover.
The Author: (Leans forward in interest before whispering) Daughter, are you having problems with your marriage?
Xiao Yi: Why do I feel like you are enjoying the sight of other's distress. Unfortunately, your worry is in vain. I have to share him with his work, he is a workaholic.
Xiao Feng: Xiao Yi, are you unhappy with that? But I have never neglected you in 'that' department, seems like I wasn't doing enough. (Lifts wife into his shoulder to return to Zhong Hua Palace to fulfill his responsibility.)
The Author: (Anxiously holds them back.) Cough, the interview is not over. Please put down the wife first. You are being watched by the entire nation, such a loss of conduct.
The Crowd: (Urge the cameraman) Hurry and bring the camera to Zhong Hua Palace.
22. Will you be able to forgive your partner if she has a change of heart?
Xiao Feng: Will she even has the chance to have a change of heart?
Xiao Yi: His eyes have always been bad.
The Author: .............
23. Whenever the two of you are together, when will your heart skip the fastest?
Xiao Feng: Skip.
Xiao Yi: Skip.
The Author: (Slams hand into table) I have waited so long to ask that question! Can you not skip?
Xiao Feng: Why don't you skip then?
The Author: I am not a frog!
24. When are you the happiest?
Xiao Feng: Whenever she is with me.
Xiao Yi: Whenever I am eating.
Xiao Feng: (Eyes darken.) Seems like zhen hasn't tried enough. Let's go back to Zhong Hua Palace and work on our communication, empress.
Xiao Yi: (Tries to fawn) I will be happy as long as I am with you.
Xiao Feng: (Sits back down with a satisfied expression)
The Author: (Cover eyes) Can you be lovey dovey somewhere else?
25. Have you two fought?
Xiao Feng: Is there anything zhen cannot settle?
Xiao Yi: Your Majesty can settle everything.
The Author: Daughter, you are too meek. Let me find a feminist to teach you!
26. When do you feel loved?
Xiao Feng: When I was injured during an assassination attempt.
Xiao Yi: Always.
The Author: Love is indeed a miraculous thing. Did her love makes you come back to life, Your Majesty?
Xiao Feng: Cough..... (This is a rare occurrence where he cannot find anything to refute the author with!)
27. Are you the attacking party or the receiving party?
Xiao Feng: Do you even have to ask that?
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Xiao Yi: I have always been trying to be the attacking party, but I always loses!
The Author: Daughter, you are so pitiful.
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RandomThis is for offline reading purposes only. This isn't my work. All credits goes to the rightful owner Author: 蓝艾草 Translator: sereneandtranquil