Louisiana drove silently. Texas sat beside him in the front seat. Tennessee and Oklahoma sat in the back. Oklahoma woke up slowly and looked around. "Tennessee, you're behind this too?! I can't believe th-this.... It's like we're reforming the Confederacy....." Oklahoma started to cry.
Tennessee shook his head "you and me both know I wouldn't reform the Confederacy. I was last in first out for a reason- I suffered serious damage from it. This ain't fair, though.... They're forcin' us back out there. What would Alabama say? Ah shit.... My little brother..... He'd probably say hell yeah and try to lead us all into battle, actually. But after what they've done, I don't even think he'll be the same once we get back...." Tennessee looked at Oklahoma.
"We'll get out of this."
"I-I sure hope so...."
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Texas looked at Louisiana "Are we there yet?" "No, Texas.... We aren't there yet!" "Where are we?" "We're still in Texas." "How long will it be?" "Will you shut the fuck up--"
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Tennessee and Oklahoma start singing in a terrible manner together to irritate everyone, continuing no matter what. Texas is even more impatient. Louisiana is silently fuming.
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