Florida dialed 420-
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Florida called Georgia. "GEORGIA, help!! I'm stuck, and he's coming after me!"
Florida shouted into the phone as he ran. He didn't know where he was going to go, and his senses were all overloaded with pain. Georgia replied by asking Florida about where he was. "I don't fucking know!!! I'm in my state, but I must be at the border or something! There's a lot of trees...!!!"
He felt his vision fading out from blood loss. Florida hurriedly started saying he thought he was near Georgia(the place, not person), but it hardly came out before he collapsed. He heard a voice he already hated enough, and knew he was screwed.
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