This chapter is anything but canon
Indiana blasts Sweet Home Alabama instead of listening. Wyoming and New Mexico beat him up and drag him to DMs.
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Arizona sksksks. Colorado is about to say something, when Arizona cuts him off. "THEM CHILDS IN AFRICA DON'T HAVE SKSKSKS TO SKSKSK!!!"
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Tennessee catches Virginia's arms. "Touch me, I'll shove your di-"
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South Dakota bench presses Georgia. "YOU TRYNA TREAD ON ME HOE?!" Montana guns down stars and bars guy.
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State Stuff
Humor"It's not a phase, pa!!! THIS IS WHO I AM!!!" "Who TF be treading on my land?!" "And Peg--" "STFU NEW YORK!!!" Cramming fifty people into existence is pretty difficult for USA, but the fact those fifty people are states is.... Well.... "SUCK MY...
