Imagine a good looking vampires (of that's the term you can she got female vampirei, correct me please!).. So yeah, a good looking vampiress trying to attract the attention is an innocent child. Guys, please actually imagine!
Vampiress: Mhmmumm you smell.. Delicious
Child: Thanks, it's the new mango -scented body wash.. Anyway, how old are you?
Vampires: Ah, only a couple of centuries.. Why?
Child: Yeah, actually I had to submit my homework about the American Civil War.. Tell me about it.. You should know about it..
Vampiress: Umm actually I was in France at that time.
Child: Oh, so you speak French?
Vampiress: Yes, I most certainly do speak the language.. Of love
Child: You think you could test me know irregular verbs? I have a test on Friday..
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