No offence guys... take it easy now...
*baby screaming*
Me: Can you be a little more specific?
I am straight up going to record everything the baby says and ask him what he meant once he grows up.
I hate babies on the flight. Why can't we get babies with an aeroplane mode!??
*baby sleeps all day*
Baby thinks at night: My plan is to start crying at 3 am for no reason.
If olive oil is made of olive.
If sunflower oil is made from sunflower.
What is baby oil made of...?
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