1. Sitting through a graduation ceremony is like watching a movie which is entirely end credits.
2. Well, there's actually no physical evidence that today is Wednesday. We just have to trust someone has kept the count.
3. Dragons might think it's cool we create water in our mouth!
4. Pets are like one-percenters (top one per cent of a world, with privileges of wealth, abilities etc) of the animal world.
5. Students are simultaneously stereotyped for being sleep-deprived as well as sleeping all the time.
6. Water is a beverage whose flavour is its temperature.
7. When you're young, you sneak out of house to go to parties. When you're old, you sneak out of parties to go home.
8. Making typo in an online argument is equivalent to voice-crack in verbal arguments.
9. Corrupt cops are just undercover criminals.
10. Something (illegal) which is 'punishable by fine' can be translated to 'legal for rich'. This one hit me like a train.
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