Property Jokes

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In the property and real estate industry, the word 'only' is used wrongly all the time. The other day I read a billboard which said: "2BHK in 4 crores only". That's not where you use only. Rather the statement should've been "Only 2BHK in 4 crores". Like seriously


Okay, what do you call a detective in the real estate business?....

Sherlock Homes


They said I shouldn't try this at my home.. so I went to my friend's home and tried it.


There was an amusement park commercial on the TV, there was a rollercoaster ride and it said 'Don't try this at home' on the bottom left. I mean why would someone have a rollercoaster at their home!!??


Home is where your wifi connects to your phone automatically.

Home is where you don't mind looking ugly.


If one door closes and another opens, SEEK HELP 'cause your house is haunted!!!!





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