"Oh you're from Kerala? Madarasi!"
"Oh Andhra Pradesh? Madrasi!"
"Oh Karnataka? Madrasi!"
"Aye, how do you say 'What's your name' in your language?"
"*Translates the sentence*"
"*Starts laughing hysterically* Kitna funny sound karta hai lol"
"Does the song 'apdi pode pode pode' have any meaning?"
2 South indians meet.. Mutual friend: "Hey guys, talk in your language na. Sounds very amusing!"
Friend: "Dude, I talk in Tamil and she in Malayalam."
Mutual friend: "Toh alag hai kya yeh languages?"
Every north indian looks so shocked when they come to know there are 5 south indian states. The entire south india for tem is 'Madras', and the best part i currently there's no place like Madras. It's Chennai now -_-
"Happy Pongal"
"Tamilians celebrate Pongal. I'm from Andhra"
"Ok, then Happy Onam"
*dead*
"Hey guys who wants to drink coconut water? All of you? Ok.."
Pointing to a south indian friend, "Bro, ped pe chadke coconut nikaal na. Tum log ko aadat hai na"
"Dude I love this sam-burr"
"It's saam-baar. SAAM-BAAAAAR."
"Bro why aren't you in a lungi. It's an important day na"
"Firstly, I would wear lungi at home because it's casual. I'd wear a veshti outside for formal events. Secondly, not everyone in South India wear lungi all the time. Thirdly, I don't have one hence I'm in a suit. It's not a big deal -_-"
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