Just jokes. Laugh. Move on.
Judge: Advocate, please say "I object" the next time instead of saying "That's total crap"
Doctor(to patient) : We had difficulty locating your heart. Are you, by any chance, a lawyer. (lol)
At the gates of hell, the doorkeeper asks the newest soul which arrives: I hope you're not a lawyer or a politician. W e are really trying to diversify the crowd down here.
Lawyer (thinking to himself) : Being a lawyer is SO boring. Luckily I have loads of college debts to keep me motivated to continue my job.
Lawyer: Wait I thought Murphy's and Newton's Laws don't apply in here!!
Doctor (after completing surgery) : I don't feel very happy after saving a lawyer you know.
If a lawyer tells one of his old jokes, all of them end up arguing over copyright infringment.
Son: So dad what you're saying is that you get paid loads of money when you save someone but you also get loads of money even when you don't save them. Wow.
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