Here are the regular, cliche ones that you probably might've read a million times...
Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin.
Both of you stand together separately.
I'm going to call your parents, especially your mother and father.
Why are you looking outide at a monkey when I'm inside.
Give me red pen of any color.
Open the window. Let the air force come in.
I have 2 daughters, both are girls.
Will you hang the calender or I'll hang myself.
Principal is revolving in the corridor. Ok, now sha passed away.
Funny Leave applications...
"Dear Sir, I am going to village to sell my land alongwith my wife. Please give leave."
"Sir I have to go to cremation ground today for death and I may not return. So please grant half day casual leave."
"As my headache is paining, please leave me today."
"I'm suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."
Somebody said, "Personally, bad english is such a turn off for me."
Somebody replied, "You don't have to use 'for me' after saying 'personally'."
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