Me: Mom, aaj mei khana pakaungi
Mom: Arre waah beta! Shabaash
Me: Mummy paani kitna daalu?
Me: Bada bartan kaha hai?
Me: Namak kitna daalu?
Me: Pata kaise chalega paani ubal gaya hai?
Me: Achha bubbles aayenge! Bade bubbles ya chhote bubbles?
Me: Kounsa chamach istemaal karna hai?
Me: Iss masale ka kya kaam hai?
Mom: Beta, chhod do.. mein khud karti hu
Friends in USA: Hey, happy birthday! I got you a gift from my pocket money!
My friends in India: Patties khila na. Party kab hai?
Indian kid talking to relatives over the phone:
Hello
Mein theek. Aap kaise ho
Achha ok
Haa
Heheheh
Thank you
Theeke pakka
Hehe
Ye lo mummy se baat karo
Indian mom's at restaurants: Ye toh mei ghar pe bhi bana sakti hu. Yaha itna paisa kharachne ki kya zarurat thi
Indian's remedy for all disease: Crocin
Fever: Crocin
Throat infection: Crocin
Cancer: Crocin
My pet fish is ill: Mis Crocin in the water
Cause for every disease: Phone -_-
Americans try their best to invite the least amount of people for their weddings. Indians try their best to have a big, fat, heavily populated wedding. They will invite everyone, even the newspaper and milk guy and all those people they've met hardly once in life.
More money is spent on weddings, than on education. Sad reality.
Mom when angry: Wash the dishes
I donot quietly cause I fear her wrath.
Mom: Clean your room
Me: Ok
Mom: Fill the bottles and keep it in the fridge.
Me: Ugh fin-
Mom: WHAT? YOU DARE NOT TALK BACK
When you google your symptoms..
Google: mar jaayenga tu
Remote nahi chal raha. Usko peeto.
Bachcha nahi padh raha. Usko bhi peeto.
When your parents turn your joke into an unnecessary, unrelated life lesson.
Me: I got 99%
Parents: where's the 1 mark?
When you tell mom you lost Tupperware dabba or Milton bottle.
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