Indians can add chinni in tea but Chinese can't add Indians in tea.
India 1
China 0
Indians have Chin on their face but Chiene don't have bharat on their face.
India 2
China 0
Zombie apocalype in india:
Zombie 1: Let's eat people!!!!!!
Zombie 2: Arre aaj managalwaar hai
Zombie 3: Mein toh sirf eggitarian hu
Zombie 4: Mein brahmin hu ayr ab shraavan chal raha hai
Zombie 5: Yaar mei toh jain hu
What do you mean it's not working out? What are you, a Goa plan?
We have learnt food chains and everything right. I don't exactly know the complete order of food chains but at the end of each chain, I do know there's a chinese man.
When an actress in indian daily soap says 'Mein tayaar hoka aati hu'
Me: Behen aur kitna tayyar hogi? Yudhh pe thodi jana hai.
Mom: Come home fast
Me: Yeah will be theer in an hour
Mom: Papa bula rahe hai
Me: Darwaza kholo
Teacher: Draw geometric shape
Me: Circle bana du?
Teacher: Nahi aaj banao
Trying to decide whther to write की or कि was the first किकी challenge XD
3 types of people in indian weddings:
1. Ladkiwale
2. Ladkewale
3. Khaanewale XD
Kaisaa laga????
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