Ereri - A Loving Mistake - Eren x Levi - Attack on Titan Yaoi

Parking Adventures with Levi and Eren.

"DAMN IT, THAT JACKASS TOTALLY STOLE MY PARKING SPACE!" Levi screamed, slamming his fist onto the steering wheel, honking the horn. Yeah, he has some serious road rage, which Eren now has to deal with on an almost daily basis.

Eren sat in the passenger seat, with an irritated and impatient expression on his face. "Levi, come on, there's parking in the back..." He insisted, tired of driving in circles.

"The parking lot is all muddy! As if I would ever walk through that filth!" Levi said, and Eren could tell he was a few seconds away from going nonstop, clean freak, OCD hysterical. He does it literally every time they're in the car.

Eren tried to calm him. "Levi, it's just a little mud-"

"JUST A LITTLE MUD!!" Levi was on full pissed-off-freak-out-must-stay-clean mode now. "NO, EREN, THIS IS MORE THAN A LITTLE MUD. WE ARE DRESSED NICELY FOR A PARTY AND-"

"Levi, calm your midget man tits, its just a little after-graduation party, no big deal."

"Tch. Shut up, you brat."

"Levi, seriously, stop driving in circles and get in an open space already, there's tons!" He gestured to the rows and rows of open spaces behind them, getting really annoyed.

"SHUT IT, ASSHAT."

"Okay, how about you park in a handicapped space?" Eren suggested.

"Eren, that's illegal." Levi reminded him, completely straight faced as he continued his rage-filled search for a parking space.

"But you are handicapped." 

"No, I'm not."

"Vertically handicapped." Eren chuckled.

Levi slammed on the brakes abruptly, causing Eren to jerk forwards, gasping in surprise.

"Eren, I swear to fucking god, I will kick your stupid, bratty, sarcastic, little ass into next week." Levi growled, his eyes full of pure anger.

Eren was laughing hysterically. "Pffft, oh my god, you easily offended midget!"

"Shut the fuck up, little lady." He taunted, grinning evilly.

Eren stopped laughingimmediately, glaring. Levi knew better than to bring up the whole 'Lost a bet and walked around a bar in a minidress and fake boobs then hooked up' thing. "Not that. That's playing dirty."

"Crossdresser."

"Levi-"

"YOURE SO GAYYYYY!" He shouted loudly in Eren's face, being as immature as he possibly could.

In an immediate response to that, Eren unbuckled his seatbelt, grabbed Levi by the collar, and pushed their lips together. He grabbed fistfuls of Levi's hair, pinning him back against the seat, kissing him intensely. Levi struggled at first, but eventually grabbed Eren's waist and kissed back, completely caught up in the moment.

Eren pulled back, panting. "Who's gay now, heichou?" He grinned, planting another kiss on Levi's cheek.

 "Sit down, you're wrinkling my suit and yours."

Eren shrugged, still grinning.

Levi, who's face was tomato red, slammed his foot on the gas. "Damn you, brat."

AUTHOR NOTE- Just a short little happy update to cheer y'all up after last chapter.

GUYS WATTPAD JUST TOLD ME MY STORY CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT AND IS RATED R???? Is it the whole SH thing? Idk... WHAT WHAT WHY WHAT DID I DO I DONT EVEN WRITE SMUT I FEEL REALLY BAD NOW IM SORRYYYYYYYYYYY IS IT TOO DEPRESSING OH GOD YEAH I GUESS THIS IS RATED R WHOOPS...

~Volume