Chapter 35: Choice A or B!?

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Today was the day of exercise!

Today was the day... Of brutality murdering your peerS!!!

Oh how I love today!

However I have to get through these hell hole of classes to get there!

Yep you heard me right!

We had to wait until the end of the day to fight!

Damn it!?

Immmmm soooo borreddddd....

~1 hour later~

Yeah screw this shit...

After forcefully waking myself up due to my head falling and smacking the desk as loud as Mics. Vocal cords.

I've decided to make this class interesting!

So while Mic was giving us a lecture about what ever I scream out in the Middle of class...

"Hey Mic!"

"Yes?" He's hesitant~

"When am I going to get a mom... oh wait your my mom, never mind."

I say with the thought of Aizawa and him together~

Mic and the class goes quiet for a moment...

As expected from a random comment...

"WHAAAAAAAAAAT????"they scream in unison

You stay silent.

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Now you can see ourselves in another classroom...

All Mights class...

~That's right before Aizawa's~

Time to make some money!

"Hey All might!" Crap, Midoriya why did you beat me too itttttttt~
I whine in my head...

"Yes young Midoriya."

"Wait" asks Shoto
I raise a brow at the boy...

"If you call Midoriya 'young' Midoriya, what do you call his mom?"

The class goes quiet as we ignore what ever lesson was planned for this very intense question. We all stare at each other then back towards All Might for an answer...

"That's easy!" Kirishima says

We all look towards him ready for his extraordinary knowledge!

"Old Midoriya!"

Class facepalms All together

I take back everything I've said about him...

"Or sexy Midoriya?" Mineta

"WHAAA-" Midoriya goes red and unresponsive.

All might suddenly faints and becomes red!

Class goes hectic!!!

Hell yeah!!! I scream in my mind!!!

Meanwhile I watch Bakuhoe stand up to go kill Mineta while screaming,

"Deku isn't sexy you gay raccoon ass!" Bakuhoe screams as I gasp and stand up marching towards the ticking time bomb of an idiot.

"That's mine line you assbutt!" You scream going in to punch Bakuhoes face!

"FOR GODS SAKE HE WAS TALKING ABOUT HIS MOTHER NOT THIS MIDORIYA-" Lida screams trying to cease the chaotic struggle of Minetas comment.

"All I wanted to ask was if he had a pencil~" Midoriya cry's in embarrassment while trying to regain his price of mind.

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