Sameer reached home after dropping Naina to find a deafening sound emerging from his room. Covering his ears with his hands, he entered to find Munna beating the drum slung around his neck like a maniac and Pandit jumping around in the name of dancing.
He had to shout three times... and shake Munna twice to make him open his eyes.
"Band kar isse." Sameer screamed.
Munna continued to beat the drum, smiling at him.
Sameer forcibly held his hands, and snatched the sticks from him.
"Arre band kyon kar diya, Munna? Abhi toh aur practice karni hai." Pandit opened his eyes, panting for breath.
"Tum log yeh kar kya rahe ho?" Sameer asked.
They kept smiling at him, foolishly.
"Tumse pooch raha hun kuch... yeh sab kya hai?" He frowned.
They both touched their ears and waved their hands to indicate that they couldn't hear anything.
Sameer gritted his teeth and indicated at their mouth...
"Oye haan, hum bhool hi gaye... muh toh kaam kar raha hai... sirf kaan hi behre hue hain... Sameer yaar, teri shaadi sar pe aa gayi hai... hum naachne ki practice kar rahe hain... ab tu toh ghodi pe baitha hoga... uske aage naachna aakhir humein hi hai... zara jam ke practice karni padegi." Pandit explained.
Sameer took away the drum and put it aside, making them sit on the bed.
"Shaadi ke aur kaam bhi hain... sirf naachna hi nahi hai... unki practice toh chodo, list tak nahi banayi tum logon ne." He admonished them.
They gave him a blank look again. Sameer shook his head in frustration and turned to go.
"Ruk, ruk, bhai... thoda thoda sunne laga hai ab." Munna got up, rubbing both his ears.
Pandit did the same as Sameer gave them a hard stare.
"Hello, hello, hello... kaan testing... 1,2,3." Pandit muttered.
"Yeh kya kar raha hai?" Munna narrowed his eyes.
"Bhai, mic check karna ho toh mic testing bolte hain... ab kaan check karenge toh kaan testing hi bolunga na." Pandit said intelligently.
"Tu bas yeh bakwaas hi karta reh... koi zaroorat nahi hai shaadi ke kisi kaam ki zimedari lene ki... main sab akele hi kar lunga." Sameer turned away, showing fake anger.
Munna smacked Pandit on the head, "Iss bewakoof ka idea tha... aaya bada naachne ki practice karne wala... Sameer, tu bata... kya kaam hai... pehle saari zaroori baatein, baad mein masti... la, yeh dikha kya leke aaya hai tu."
Sameer realised he was still holding the bag of Naina's lehenga, "Yeh lehenga hai."
"Kya?" Pandit widened his eyes, "Tu shaadi mein lehenga pehenega?"
The punch he got this time was harder.
"Naina ka lehenga hai." Sameer snapped at him.
"Pandit, tu ab chup baith... aisa na ho ki shaadi mein naachne layak hi na bache... Sameer pehle hi tere hath pair tod de." Munna made him sit back.
Pandit nodded and sat quietly.
"Ab bata Sameer, aaj kya shopping kari?" Munna asked.
Sameer told them about his suit and sherwani... and Naina's bridal legenga.
"Aur abhi tailor master aata hoga... kal ke liye tera mast suit bana dega... maine saari setting kar di hai." Munna proudly exclaimed.
They sat down to make a list of jobs to be done. Sameer had already called up Rahul and Sonali... they were expected the next day. Rahul's parents and brother was also coming. Sonali's father was unwell so her parents and brother were unable to come but bhabhi was coming. He was excited for Munna Pandit to meet Rahul.
