The two princes

FUCKING ASS

Dekus pov

I was looking for Kachan because one of the maids said that they all went of with kirishima,I haven't seen him for ages.crazy. I remember him being shy and quite secretive from when I met him when we were kids but he seemed sweet.

I skipped along the hall way to find Denki,Sero,Mina and Jirou all outside the door sitting on the cold floor. Snickers coming from each one of them as they listen through he oak door. do they want to get killed?and where's prince kirishima? I skipped towards them and spoke up "hey guys,is Kachan in there I need him and prince kirishima to have a tour of the castle" I smiled at them but they all ignored me except jirou

She pointed to the door and nodded,I mouthed to her if prince kirishima was in there too and she replied with a nod then continued to listen.i needed to get to them and I didn't wish to barge in but I guess I didn't have any other option, I stepped over the heap of teenagers against the door and kept whispering sorry

I tried to open one of the large doors but it was locked,Kachan wouldn't lock himself in there with someone he didn't know, well he wouldn't do that to any one.i pat Denkis shoulder and asked why it was locked, Denki turned around and Mina popped up next to him
"So basically this red guy"
"Who's the prince"
"Walked in while bakubro was attacking me"
"And like then he got bakuangry then ya know"
"Then we dashed out but like low-key the dude seemed chill"
They spoke so fast one after another I struggled to keep up,I herd Seros voice behind me
"Then like we went to katsukis room"
Then the purple haired girl popped in
"Katsuki got angry blah blah blah and-"
"Yea yea and when I called the spikey redhead a cutie he got even more angry" the fluffy bubbly haired girl sounded 
"But we locked them in there and we all ran out" sero explained my question and I asked where the key was
"Denki tried to eat it" Mina strugged
"Anddddddd?" I was worried for denki sometimes
"But he couldn't swallow it so we threw it down the stair well" sero smiled happily

I panicked w-what if Kachan hurts him then there will be another war? Or what if they end up hitting it off? I stopped myself before I went to far into worrying I ran down the stair well to go find the key to unlock it

Kirishimas pov

"Look any longer other wise your eyes might fall out"

Hahhhhhh omg omg omg calm nothing to get worked up about
"I wasn't looking at you I just zoned out"
I was now acting weird god help me

"Hah biggest lie" he scoffed as he slid a plain black top on, nothing fancy just a average top but still you could make out his body "keep on going on like that you might just have the biggest ego in the world" I looked away frustrated but a different frustrated then normal,like a weird feeling in my stomach.

"Is that supposed to be a...a.....a threat" he announced as he was tugging at his trousers for them to get off, I laughed a bit and replied "no but you need to stop being so rude"

I waited for the explosion of anger but again it didn't come I looked over and he was so concentrated on getting them off I dont think he herd what I said.

I looked at the terrible trouser things he was wearing but still woah you can tell even in those air filled bottoms on, when he bent over to try get the frills of round his ankles you can see his behind and I don't wanna sound crude but wow he had a big bum like shit even for a girl that would of been considered big.I just kept my mouth a little bit open staring what am I doing,this is nothing like me it's like a whole new side ....but woah

"WHAT THE FUCK SHITTY HAIR STOP LOOKING AT ME AND MY FUCKING ASS"
He shouted at me still his bum facing me but his face was angry
"WELL I CANT IF ITS RIGHT THERE IN MY FACE LIKE THATS HUGE!" Oh shit...I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die

Dekus pov

Yess I found the key I smiled and went back up the stairs and parted towards the double doors of kachans room passing the armour of the knights and the paintings of old relatives of the family

I came towards the teenagers that were once there only sero and denki were left.they were holding they're noses and spraying there water on each other in a way of not bursting into laughter. I gave a confused look and I went to open one of the oak doors. I put the black old key into the lock and twisted,it took effort but it finally unlocked

I walked in "hey Kachan and prince kirishima I've come to get yo-" I stopped in shock
"Uhhh you can call me Ejirou" I rushed out and closed the door and the other boys literally couldn't keep there laughter  in any longer I didn't know what they were laughing at but I didn't even have the chance as they walked away through the halls towards the kitchen still hearing there laughs from this floor.

Kirishimas pov

He lunged himself at me with the stupid bottoms just below his boxer line. I was close  to the bed thankfully.i got pushed down onto the edge of the bed and only half my torso was on it,his hand came in contact with my neck and he squeezed.im not saying I deserved this but I'm not saying I wasn't expecting to get shouted at when I made that comment kirishima you idiot what if he's insecure about that what if you've made it worse oh no what if I did...

I was about to apologise until the door opend to revel a green short teenager "hey Kachan and prince kirishima, I've come to get yo-" he stopped and looked up after he bowed and he ran out the door I didn't know what to say "uhhhh you can call me Ejirou" I weakly smiled at the boy before he shut the door scared. I was still looking at the door with my teeth out and a cringed face on

All was silent until I realised he was still putting pressure on my throat "shitty DEKUUU" he roared towards the door.

"Mmphm" I shifted underneath him because his way of trying to scare me didn't, it was a new feeling that I haven't felt. "Mph" I sounded again as he looked down at me with a confused ,disgusted and annoyed face

He let go of me and continued try get the trousers of while walking to the wardrobe once again, I tried not to stare for long but I remembered what I was going to say before the door was opened
"I uhhsorry that I was looking at your bum....I just never saw one ya know...that big"  it came out like I don't have control but I think I made it worse by saying the truth

He ignored me but obviously hearing me as i finished he was basically ripping the trousers off and begging to get into new ones
"I am really sorry if you know if your insecure about it"
"Pft I'm not insecure" he said pissed 
"Ok sorry well I get why your not like woah"it happened again
"Oh yea well if it's soooo big then why don't we just change the fucking subject to how you liked being fucking chocked HUH!"
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But I don't
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I've just gotten use to my father doing it to prevent my air supply
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Do I say something?
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"Hahaha i don't like it man"

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