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You (Lee Minho)

bro

sharp chin 

yes bro 

You (Lee Minho)

this lost child just texted me 

he thinks i'm his friend maybe?? 

i think he put in the wrong number tho 

sharp chin 

ooh it's like a fanfiction 

You (Lee Minho)

no it's not sdlkfjslkdfjl

ok but do i block?? 

sharp chin 

have you READ fanfics?? 

You (Lee Minho)

no.

sharp chin 

s  i  g  h 

you have to be like "bruh wrong number but talk to me" 

and he'll be like "okay bruh" 

and then you fall in love 

and it all takes a week tops

You (Lee Minho)

honey 

you need to get off of wattpad quick

#SaveChangbinsSanity

sharp chin

shUSH

anyway

don't block 

You (Lee Minho)

why tho

sharp chin 

humor me? 

what if the kid's nice 

You (Lee Minho)

what if the kid's actually a 60 yr old creep 

sharp chin 

now that would be a plot twist, wouldn't it? 

You (Lee Minho)

ok but like seriously 

what do i do 

sharp chin 

and here we have an  i n t e l l e c t

You (Lee Minho)

sharp chin 

and here we have a 

smart person who 

asks his genius friend 

for help because 

he's   s m a r t   enough to 

see that his friend is a genius 

You (Lee Minho)

...

did you really have to send that in 6 texts

sharp chin

yep

You (Lee Minho)

ok you're officially no help 

thanks tho 

sharp chin 

you're welcome <3

You (Lee Minho)

imma go block block now 

sharp chin 

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

You (Lee Minho)

bc he's prolly a creeeeeeeeeep

sharp chin 

you wanna know how you find out for sure? 

You (Lee Minho)

no 

sharp chin 

well i'm telling you anyway  : )

pretend to be the friend or whatever 

act like you're really whoever the kid thinks you are 

and see whether he's a creep or not 

You (Lee Minho)

...

that's evil tho 

tricking him like that

sharp chin 

fine then 

go block block 

You (Lee Minho)

ok 

i will 

bye

sharp chin

bye luv <3

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