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A/N AM I UPDATING TWO DAYS IN A ROW!?!?!? PERHAPS I AM 




Felidiot 

sup hoeish six toed banshee 


You (Han Jisung)

um hi? 

love you too ig 


Felidiot 

i'm lonely

wanna hang out 


You (Han Jisung)

sadly, my dear wonderful parental unit has banished me to the confines of my own living space 


Felidiot 

uh 

please repeat 

but uh 

in dumb person language por favor 


You (Han Jisung)

i'm grounded 


Felidiot 

oh 

that sucks 


You (Han Jisung)

yeah it really does 


Felidiot 

how come you're grounded?? 

please tell me you at least got punished for doing something super hype


You (Han Jisung)

nah. my mom caught me and minho coming back from the convenience store in the middle of the night and got mad 


Felidiot

HOLD UP NOW PARTNER 

YOU WERE WITH MINHO IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 

SPILL DA BEANS MI AMIGO


You (Han Jisung)

well i mean i just invited him to stay the night

but he was drunk so we went to the store to buy him chocolate 

(dunno why but whatever) 

and then we fell asleep 

and later he woke up and carried me home ig 

and my mom had stayed up waiting for us 

and yeah. the end. now i have no car privileges and i'm not allowed to see minho anymore 

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