Running out of ideas now so if you wanna help me, just comment the idol you want to be associated with the quote or DM me a number and idol. The chapters that result from this are going to be around 1k words, though it might be longer, might be shorter.
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1. [ALREADY USED] "I had a thought." "Oh no..." "I swear it's a good one this time!"
2. [ALREADY USED] "How drunk were you last night?" "I still have my pants on, so not that drunk." "Those aren't your pants..."
3. "Excuse me. I have to go make a scene."
4. "I saw someone at Starbucks today. They didn't have a laptop, tablet, or phone. They just sat there drinking their coffee, like a psychopath."
5. "You aren't allowed to use the toaster anymore."
6. [ALREADY USED] "All that blood looks good on you. It brings out your eyes."
7. [ALREADY USED] "You're so drunk right now." "No, I'm not. You're just blurry."
8. [ALREADY USED] "I have a plan." "No fires." "I don't have a plan."
9. [ALREADY USED] "Mmm, soft." "Is that my sweater?" "I would just like to point out that I didn't know you were in the room."
10. [ALREADY USED] "Let go, or so help me, I will bite you."
11. "Listen, don't ask any questions. I just need you to trust me on this one."
12. [ALREADY USED] "I hope you step on a Lego in the dark, you absolute burnt piece of toast."
13. "Um, why are there bubbles everywhere?"
14. "What is it that the kids say these days? 'Yeet'?"
15. [ALREADY USED] "For starters, that's impossible."
