A New Life for Better or Worse {¶ Sleepy Bois Inc. ¶}

Just A Family Nothing To See Here-

Hi there creepy cat above this text-

A/N SUPER IMPORTANT READ A/N!!! Ok so basically this isn't actually part of hte story but I wanted to write it, it has Ruby, Lil M, Lav, Quatro, and IEatPeople. This is us as a family, because we made one lmao. I just wanna write this and bring happiness to myself cause this is gonna be great, ok so the ages are:

(btw we can change these if you want (im talking to my family :D (Ruby, M, Quatro and IEatPeople)))

Ruby = Mother, 36.

Mackenzie = Oldest Sister, 17

Lav = Older Twin, 15 ( I just wrote fuckign 115-)

Quatro = Younger Twin, 15

IEatPeople = Family Friend, basically part of the family, 15 (younger than the twins)

Oh I'm so fucking excited to write this-

Third person POV? Its a POV ok, idk which type its just a POV don't bully me idk what the POV is-

"MACKENZIE GIMME BACK MY KNIVES-" Lavender yelled at Mackenzie, chasing her around the house. "QUATRO HELP ME!!!"

Quatro looked up from her book, laughing at the sight. "You guys are so stupid-" She went back to reading her book, until Lav yelled again.

"C'MON I'LL LET YOU HAVE THE TOP BUNK!!!" Lav said, Mackenzie basically dying from laughter but still laughing. Quatro immediately stood up, putting her book down and chasing Mackenzie around too.

"GIRLS PLEASE CALM DOWN" Ruby yelled from the kitchen, looking like she definitely regretted giving Lav those knives for her birthday. But, Lav did love to practice knife throwing with them, plus it also made the family even more feared.

You see, the family wasn't normal in anyway at all. Ruby used to be a spy, still knowing how to use a gun and having just maybe a few weapons in a room full of them. Ruby definitely was the most skilled gun-woman of them, but she didn't mind. If they committed a murder she would be the person to make the plan, everyone else helping, and then would be the getaway car since nobody else could be trusted to drive.

Mackenzie was just a *little* but obsessed with arson, which didn't help but encourage Lav to want to destroy more things. Mackenzie would kill you if you hurt any of her family, not hesitating in a moment to crack your head open. If they committed a murder she would be the one setting the body on fire, or hiding it. Most likely setting it on fire.

Lavender loved knifes, loved throwing things like axes, knives, you name it. She joked about taking over the government, which was basically just the whole family joking about taking over the whole government.  She would kill anybody, same as Mackenzie, if they hurt her family. If they committed a murder she would be the one to stab and kill the victim, not really caring if she got hurt.

Quatro was a bit scared of fire, but she still loved it and could beat you up with a book. If anybody touched her family she would take a book and smack them with it, and then have them explain. If they weren't going to cooperate then she would knock them out with her book and then ask for help with killing them. Maybe. Or she would spare their life. If they committed a murder she would be the one bashing the persons head with a book after they were already dead, or she would be the one waiting on the sides, being the only one actually remembering the plan and making sure that they hid the body in the right place, or making sure that Mackenzie didn't set the place on fire, or that Lavender didn't go on a killing spree.

And then there was IEatPeople (idk what to call you HALP-) who was the family friend, meeting Ruby when they were small, being adopted by the family then after a few years of knowing them. IEatPeople became extremely good friends with everyone in the family, eventually calling Ruby Mom as her actual children did. IEatPeople was the best with using everything to somehow kill a person. They would go around and find anything, and use that to kill the person. If anybody hurt their family, she would kill them. No joke. Literally finding the closest thing and then stabbing or knocking them out, and then killing them. If they committed a murder they would be the one who would distract the victim first, striking up a conversation.